Fiber, But Not The Internet Kind

So, let’s just get right to it. What are we working with here?

Grüns multivitamin greens gummies with methylated B12 for easier absorption—MTHFR friendly.

Huh.

Vitamins A, B6, B12, C, D3, E, K2, Biotin, Folate, Zinc, Iron & more, up to 100% DV.

Okay.

Plus a built-in fiber gummy boost

And boom, there it is!

Look, maybe the vitamins will do something vague, like “promote a healthy lifestyle” or whatever. But fiber? That stuff knows the assignment. It does its job.

And what exactly is that job? Well, let’s take a look at the Amazon reviews to get some idea.

Sean A. Brooks says:

They seem to be very beneficial and I haven’t had a bloated stomach at all.

Hmm, so a less bloated stomach, you say? What helped relieve that bloat?

User SEE says:

Love them! Help a lot with my digestive system!

So they help with your digestive system? How so?

Ms. Teri says:

So far so good, I’ve noticed my digestive system movement and regularity.

Ah, the word ‘movement’ has entered the chat!

lidia says:

They ease the process of going to the bathroom when backed up.

Why is everyone being so delicate and weird this?! It’s fiber! It helps you shit, people! Seriously, is there anyone who’s willing to speak openly about the effects of these things?

Maybe Amazon customer Jason?

Beware though, they make your toots smell like death. So if you crop dust at the office, you might get in trouble for endangering others. I’m serious it’s bad. But that’s the price you pay for being healthy (I guess technically other people near you pay the price, but you’ll take friendly fire for sure.)

Or Holiday?

However, I do think they are a little too pricey and get ready to have the most wretched, insufferable farts you’ve ever had lol not even joking. It got so bad that I was afraid to go in public because I WAS going to be farting and these ones LINGER and little embed themselves in the fabric of your pants and shorts.

Alright, alright. That’s a little too far in the other direction, people.

But, Holiday, while we can’t help with your soiled shorts, we can definitively say, they’re not too pricey from us.

In conclusion: they might make you feel better, and they’ll probably help you take a dump, but they might make your farts smell awful in the process. (But if you’re super backed up, that’s maybe a risk you’re willing to take.)