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COMPARISON: Buying BUBS Swedish Candy from Meh vs. Finding a ticket to Mister Magenta’s Magical Confectionery so you can try his Gum-diddly-Globs, a candy of legend that has never been released to the public

Buying BUBS Swedish Candy from Meh

PROS:

• Pretty cheap.
• Good variety: banana toffee, raspberry foam skulls, and fruity sour skulls.
• Pretty good reviews on Amazon.

CONS:

• No songs.
• No adventures.
• While it’s cheap, it still costs money.

Finding a ticket to Mister Magenta’s Magical Confectionery so you can try his Gum-diddly-Globs, a candy of legend that has never been released to the public

PROS:

• All the candy you can eat along the tour for no money.
• In fact, you might make some money… if you steal the patent to the Gum-diddly-Globs for the strange businessman who approached you on the street.
• Lots of songs sung by Mister Magenta’s pink-skinned, blue-haired employees, which is neat.

CONS:

• The tour’s kind of going on a while.
• This is a pretty big one: It does seem like a lot of your greedy tour-mates keep getting murdered and/or tortured for doing bad things? And that’s what the songs are about?
• Which makes you worry about the whole patent-stealing scheme.
• Man, that psychedelic tunnel was rough, especially with the whole fear-of-getting-murdered thing.
• The Gum-diddly-Globs have a bit of a gasoline-y taste? And when you told that to Mister Magenta, he just nodded enthusiastically and said, “Exactly!” (The recipe is from a long time ago and maybe contains meat)

CONCLUSION: Just get the gummy candy on Meh. It’s way less of a headache.