A Useful Prop

A two-pack of inflatable wedge pillows may seem straightforward enough, but it is often the simplest things that confuse people the most.

For this reason, we’d like to devote this space to an FAQ, so that you can rest assured you’re making an informed purchasing decision.

So, here we go.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do these come pre-dressed? Or is the dressing in a little ramekin on the side?

Hmm, we’re a little confused here. These are inflatable wedge pillows. They allow you to lie at a slight incline. The only dressing we’d associate with them is putting on some comfy sweats or PJ pants and your favorite t-shirt for a bit of rest and relaxation without going fully horizontal.

Another question about the dressing: Is the creamy blue cheese house-made? Or do you all just pour it out of a Hidden Valley bottle in the back? (And is there a low-fat yogurt-based option for those of us who are on a diet?)

Oh, we see what’s going on now. You’ve confused a wedge salad with a wedge pillow. This is the latter: an inflatable pillow that can pack up small when not in use, but inflate to provide just the right angle for resting and watching television or scrolling on your phone.

You keep referring to it as ‘pillowy’ in texture, but wedge salads are often crunchy. Should we read this as an indication that the iceberg lettuce is old and wilted, and the bacon is undercooked and flabby (or otherwise old itself)?

No, absolutely not. They’re not soft like pillows. They’re soft because they are pillows. Inflatable wedge pillows, to be more specific.

Do you think this bit has run its course now? You know, the one where we, the questioner, ask questions about wedge salads when you are clearly selling a pack of wedge pillows?

Yes. We do think the bit has run its course. But the sale has not. There’s still time to buy your wedge pillows.

How much will these cost?

You get 2 for just $12.

And how much is it to add chicken?

Ugh!!!

There you have it, a super informative FAQ about wedge pillows!