Today's SideDeal3-Pack: JoyJolt 32oz Triple Insulated Water Bottle with 2 Lids & 2 Straws
Our Take
- Three layers of insulation to keep cold stuff cold and warm stuff warm for 12 hours (Double wall stainless + copper layer)
- Two lids per bottle: one straw lid (with 2 straws!) and one flip lid
- So, doing the math: 3 bottles, 6 lids, 6 straws, 9 layers of insulation
- Can they make a margarita: No, but they can keep a margarita nice and cold all day (not that you should be drinking a margarita all day)
Your Take
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So I'd get a 3-pack of triple insulation? (My house isn't insulated that well.) Can it be healthy to drink through a total of 9 layers of insulation?
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So far, they haven't combined a vacuum-insulated bottle with a knife and an LED lantern.
Maybe I should not have mentioned this idea.
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Copper is not an insulator, it's an excellent heat *conductor.*
Hydrate
VOICE OVER:
It’s 10:30am, which can only mean one thing! It’s time for everyone’s favorite game show: Early Stages of a Terrible Illness or Dehydration?
[Applause]
VOICE OVER:
And now, here’s your host, Skip Madigan!
SKIP:
Thank you, thank you, and welcome to what is sure to be another exciting episode of Early Stages of a Terrible Illness or Dehydration? The rules are simple: each day, a doctor must guess whether our subject is experiencing the beginnings of something malicious, or if they just need to drink more water, based solely on the answers to twenty yes or no questions. Yesterday, Doctor Ainsley extended her winning streak to 125 straight games, during which she has correctly diagnosed each subject as just dehydrated. Doctor Ainsley, do you think you can keep your streak going?
DOCTOR AINSLEY:
Maybe. If I’m honest, I feel trapped. I’ve been here a long time, recording these episodes, and I’d like to go home and see my kids. Not to mention, the prizes are paltry compared to my salary as an MD. But my medical ethics prevent me from diagnosing anyone incorrectly on purpose.
SKIP:
We’ll cut that down in post. Okay, let’s meet today’s subject! Bring him up on the video board, please!
[A video board turns on, revealing a frowning young man.]
SKIP:
Chris is a UX designer coming to us from Indianapolis, Indiana, and just a bit ago, he reported not feeling too well. Doctor Ainsley, your time starts now! Take it away!
DOCTOR AINSLEY:
Okay, Chris. Are you feeling irritable?
CHRIS:
Yes.
DOCTOR AINSLEY:
Do you have a headache?
CHRIS:
Yes.
DOCTOR AINSLEY:
Have you consumed more than one glass of water today?
CHRIS:
No.
DOCTOR AINSLEY:
Have you consumed less than one glass of water today?
CHRIS:
Yes.
DOCTOR AINSLEY:
I’d like to give my final diagnosis. He’s dehydrated.
[Ding! Ding! Ding! Applause!]
SKIP:
Wow, and using only four of your allotted twenty questions! Amazing! Let’s hear what she’s won!
VOICE OVER:
Doctor Ainsley, you’ll be receiving three JoyJolt 32oz Bottles! With triple-layer insulation, they keep cold drinks cold and warm drinks warm for up to 12 hours! Plus, their leakproof design makes them great for kids! Oh, and did we mention that each one comes with two lids, a flip lid for warm drinks and a straw lid for cold? That’s right! Three bottles, six lids! Congratulations, Doctor Ainsley!
[Applause]
DOCTOR AINSLEY:
Could I actually ask one thing? Would you send one of them to today’s subject, Chris?
SKIP:
Absolutely!
CHRIS:
Wow, thanks! 32oz, huh? That’s enough Mountain Dew to last me a whole day!
DOCTOR AINSLEY:
(Unintelligible angry muttering)
