JOYFAR 30,000mAh Portable PowerBank with 2 Built in Cables + 22.5W USB-C Output

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  • A heaping helping of portable charging power
  • Built-in USB-C and Lightning cables
  • Also a USB-A and USB-C port
  • Is it available in Georgia Red: That’s what stickers are for, friend
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“Alright,” said Anne. “That’s twelve points for Mark and me. Now, it’s your turn, Jeff and Mick.”

“Do you want to list or count?” Jeff said.

“I’ll list,” Mick said.

“Okay, cool,” Jeff said. And he drew a card.

“Your minute starts… now!” Mark said, flipping the hourglass.

“Okay Mick,” Jeff said. “You have one minute to… list as many things as you can think of that can be charged with a JOYFAR 30,000mAh Portable PowerBank.”

“Weird that they give a specific brand,” Anne said.

“I think I read that the game makers had to explore corporate sponsorships when their crowdsourcing campaign didn’t succeed,” Mark said.

“Okay, okay,” Mick said. “Phone.”

“One,” said Jeff.

“Tablet.”

“Two.”

“Bike light.”

“Three.”

“Earbuds.”

“Four.”

“Light bike,” Mick said.

“No, we already did bike light,” Jeff said.

“Not a bike light,” Mick said. “A light bike. A bike of light.”

“I don’t understand,” Jeff said.

“Instead of having a frame, it uses LED technology,” Mick said.

“That doesn’t make any sense,” Jeff said. “How do you sit on it?”

“It uses LED technology,” Mick repeated. “Didn’t I just say that?”

“But that doesn’t explain–”

“And that’s time,” Mark said.

“Is that four points for you two then?” Anne said.

Mick stomped his feet. “Five! The fifth one was the light bike!”

“But, is that even a real thing?” Mark said.

“You know what, forget it.” Mick got to his feet and grabbed his helmet from next to the door. “This game night sucks. I’m going home.”

Through the window, they all watched him ride away on something that looked like an orb of light.

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