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Product Comparison: GENIANI 4-Liter Ultrasonic Cool Mist Humidifier vs. Myst, a game your cousin claims is cool

GENIANI 4-Liter Ultrasonic Cool Mist Humidifier

PROS:

• Humidifies spaces up to 376 square feet.
• Built-in aromatherapy option allows you to diffuse delightfully fragrant essential oils.
• Super quiet operation.
• Easy to load.

CONS:

• Only 3 levels of mist.
• Not very interactive beyond loading and turning it on.

Myst, a game your cousin claims is cool

PROS:

• Beautiful visuals.
• Exciting puzzles.
• Allows you to hang out with your cousin, who’s pretty cool.
• Many levels (apparently).

CONS:

• Can’t humidify the air.
• Doesn’t smell like anything.
• On your cousin’s desktop computer, so you only really ever play it at Thanksgiving.
• Also ultra quiet, but that’s not a good thing.
• Okay, maybe calling the puzzles “exciting” was a bit of an overstatement.
• Or, actually, it’s hard to tell, because you’ve never really made it past the first few screens.
• When you ask your cousin for help, he says, “I already beat it but I don’t want to give it away,” which you’re pretty sure is a lie to cover up the fact that he hasn’t gotten very far either, despite having continual access.
• When you ask if he has any other games, he says, “Yeah, I’ve got Quake,” but then, after you play the first level, he says, “Welp, that’s my favorite level, let’s do something else,” so you’re pretty sure it’s just a demo.
• Now you’re starting to wonder if he really beat Echo The Dolphin like he said he did; he claimed he couldn’t show you the later levels because he rented it from the pharmacy and had to return it.

CONCLUSION: We recommend the humidifier if you’re looking for mist, but Myst if you’re looking for Myst.