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JoyJolt 22oz Water Bottles with Flip Lids & Sport Straw Lids: an FAQ

How well insulated are these bottles?

In a word: very. In a few more words: they’re triple-insulated, which allows them to maintain the perfect temperature for whatever beverage you put in, whether it’s cold or hot, for an extended period of time.

What about condensation?

Not a concern due to the above-mentioned triple insulation. You can enjoy an ice-cold beverage without worrying that it’s going to sweat all over your desk.

Why two lids?

The straw lid is great for hydrating throughout the day or when you’re working out. The flip lid, on the other hand, is ideal for warm drinks. And with four bottles, you don’t need to worry about cross-contamination. You can designate one for coffee, one for water, one for electrolyte drinks, et cetera.

But nobody has to actually know what I’m drinking, right?

A bit of a weird question, but no: the bottles are not clear, so they can contain water, cold brew, hot tea, or what have you, without anyone being the wiser.

What if, hypothetically (and I’m not saying I would do this), you wanted to squeeze several Hi-C Ecto Coolers into one… Would that work?

Sure.

How many could you fit?

Per our research, it looks like each juice box is six ounces. That means you could fit three and two-thirds boxes into one bottle.

What if I wanted to fill all of them with Ecto Cooler?

So, between all four bottles, you have eighty-eight total ounces. Dividing that by six, we get fourteen and two-thirds. But this is really just basic math. Maybe you want to ask us more about the actual bottles.

Good point. So let’s talk color: if I didn’t want anyone to know about my Ecto Cooler habit, I probably wouldn’t choose green, right? Because it would be a giveaway. Or is that what I want? After all, it’s almost so brazen that no one would suspect a thing. The variety pack, meanwhile, could be interesting. Would people see me coming into the office each day with a different bottle and assume I was someone with a refined palate who enjoyed a variety of totally adult-appropriate beverages? Would that be my best option?

Color’s really up to you.

How about smells? If I were to, say, drink out one of these in a crowded elevator, would anyone be able to smell the Ecto Cooler?

That, we don’t know.

Hmm, maybe better not to risk drinking it in crowded spaces. Especially because I usually like to say, “time for a blast,” before I take a sip.

Sorry, is there a question there?

No.

Okay, good talk.