Grill Light 2-Piece Premium Stainless Steel Barbeque Grill Set















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Our Take
- A spatula and some tongs with lights in them
- You can remove the lights for cleaning or to use separately
- You could probably use them for cooking during the winter too
- Are they Mac-compatible: Yes, the tongs are great for picking up Apple products, so you don’t soil them with your greasy hands
Tools, In Time
How to winterize your grill:
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Clean your grill.
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Take the new set of grill tools with built-in lights you got from Meh and set them inside your grill so you don’t forget where they are at the start of grilling season next year.
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Close your grill.
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Put a cover on your grill.
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Roll your grill up a mountain.
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Find a cave for your grill.
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Roll your grill deep into the cave, so it can hibernate.
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Go about your winter, checking on your grill occasionally.
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Find the cover off and some char on your grill during one of your checks, indicating that it has been used.
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Wait outside the cave all day and all night to see who disturbed your winterized grill’s long slumber.
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When no one comes, go back into the cave and find even more signs of grill use than before.
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Realize what this means: that whoever used your grill didn’t come from outside the cave; they came from deeper within it.
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Hide around a bend in the cave.
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When you hear the grill lighting up, peek around to see who it is.
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Observe a bear making hot dogs, using the tool sets’ built-in lights to see when each dog is done in the darkness of the cave.
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Think, Am I on an episode of Man vs. Wild, because that sure looks like Bear Grills!
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Oh god, it’s too funny. You’re laughing. The bear has heard you.
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Try to remember the rhyme about what to do in the event of a bear encounter.
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Shit, just forget it and run!
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The bear is running after you.
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Try not to trip.
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Dammit, you tripped!
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Look up at the bear looming over you as it opens its mouth and roars… only… it sounds like the alarm on your phone?
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Wake up and rejoice: it was only a dream.
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Find the grill spatula under your pillow.
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Spin it on its handle like a top to see if you’re still dreaming.
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Watch as it spins and spins.