You Can See Everything

How was my weekend? Oof, Saturday was a doozy…

Remember how I got that LaView 4MP 2K Wi-Fi 360-Degree PTZ Bulb Security Camera off Meh recently? Well, it’s great! Easy to install, for starters. All you need to do is screw it into just about any bulb socket. Plus, it works inside and out, thanks to its waterproof design. And the picture? So clear, even at night.

What I’m getting at is, I liked it so much that I bought a bunch more. After all, you can view up to sixteen cameras at once!

Anyway, this is all to say, I had them pulled up on my laptop screen while I was working in the kitchen Saturday afternoon. I’m chopping some veggies, prepping dinner, and I look over, and… honestly, it’s better to just show you. I took a screenshot.

Can you believe that? There’s some sort of thief trying to break into my second car! The one I park on the street!

Of course, I panic. And I’m thinking about how I’m gonna manage to get this guy away without yelling, because I don’t want to wake up the baby, when, all of a sudden, knock, knock, knock. There’s a delivery guy. And look, I appreciate his singular devotion to his work, but I’m telling you this dude had to walk right past the car thief. Maybe he was nervous to get into a tussle, fearing he might drop the box, which is clearly labeled fragile? Who knows.

Making matters worse, I look at the gate cam, and I realize my daughter is outside while this crime is being committed. For a moment, I feel okay. After all, she’s got the dog with her. But then I realize, that’s not our dog. Our dog is much smaller and inside the house, as shown on the screen in the bottom right corner there.

But perhaps the most concerning thing that happened was that my courtyard entered a time warp, so that while it’s day everywhere inside and outside of my home, it’s night in the courtyard, and vice versa. Do you know how difficult it’s going to be to explain that to my toddler? I mean, the little guy barely knows how to iron, and now he’s gonna have to learn about pockets of mismatched time?

Yikes! Not looking forward to that talk!

But Sunday was nice enough. How about you? You get out to the lake like you were hoping?