Let The Bots Do It

What you had to do:

Vacuum the house.

What you didn’t do:

Vacuum the house.

Reasons for this outcome:

1. You did not want to vacuum the house.

2. You forgot to vacuum the house.

3. You remembered just before falling asleep that you meant to vacuum the house but did not, which means you did not sleep very well. In the morning, you were too tired to vacuum the house.

4. You were going to vacuum the house, but then a friend wanted to grab drinks, so you didn’t have time to vacuum the house. And yes, maybe you reached out to your friend, and maybe you did so specifically to have an excuse not to vacuum the house. But the point stands: you did not have time to vacuum your house.

5. You went to vacuum your house, but there was too much stuff on the floor. You picked it all up, and the house looked better, and you decided to call that a win and quit there.

6. You have a corded vacuum. You started vacuuming with it but ran out of cord. You then unplugged it with every intention of finding a new place to plug it in, but just thinking about how weird electricity is got to be too much, so you stopped vacuuming and just stared into the distance for a while before eventually doing something else.

7. You have a cordless vacuum, but it died mid-vacuuming. You plugged it in to charge so you could finish. But then what happened is: you never finished vacuuming.

8. You don’t have a vacuum.

9. You went to start vacuuming, but you didn’t have a good podcast to listen to.

10. You tried to think of a way that not vacuuming could be pitched not as laziness, but rather as part of some sort of subversive, countercultural movement. You didn’t find one, but you did think about it late into the night, and eventually it got too late to vacuum.

11. No, but like, you really, really didn’t want to vacuum.

Solution to avoid this outcome in the future

Purchase a Shark Robot Vacuum.