Lifestyle Advanced Myst Misting & Rechargeable Portable Fan

$40 $9 save 78%

Our Take

Little fans that you can fold up and stash in your bag
Rechargeable, so you don’t have to worry about replacing batteries
They can spray, too!
Are they Mac compatible: No (Sorry, we wanted to make a joke here, but we didn’t want to be liable if you sprayed your MacBook with a bunch of water)

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Breeze: The Portable Version

How to use your Lifestyle Advanced Myst Rechargeable Misting Fan

Charge your Lifestyle Advanced Myst Rechargeable Misting Fan.
Add water to its tank for cool misting.
Bring it with you wherever you go, making use of its foldable, adjustable design to stash it away in your bag or purse when not in use.
Attach the lanyard and hang it around your neck to go hands-free.
Enjoy an easy, refreshing cooldown anytime, anywhere!
Begin to see letters in the mist, but shrug it off. You’re just imagining things, right?
See more and more, until they begin to form words, and you can no longer deny it.
Read the message the letters form: “To find success, you must first get lost.”
Understand that the message is the solution to your problems, the ones that began with the harvest and the strange disease that befell your cornfields. The plants appeared healthy, so you assumed all was well, but the ears bore no kernels.
Start building an intricate corn maze through the worthless corn.
Bring your misting fan with you. Whenever you need to know which way to cut next, give it a spritz and read a message in the mist.
Keep cutting and cutting for weeks, but never run into any of your previous paths.
Spread the word about your “magical, never-ending corn maze.”
Watch as people come, first from throughout the town, then from throughout the county, then from all over the country and the world beyond.
Count your earnings and realize you’ve made more than you ever did selling your crop.
Shut the corn maze down one night.
Leave your windows open as you go to sleep, due to it being a mild night.
Wake just past midnight to the sound of someone whistling out there within the maze.
Go out to check, following the discordant tune. Something about it sounds familiar. Not the song so much as the sound.
Travel deep into the corn maze until you come to a dead end.
Find the whistler there.
Begin to tell them that they’re trespassing, and if they want to do the corn maze, they’ll have to come back in the morning and pay like everyone else.
Stop speaking when the whistler turns around, and you see their face: it’s yours.
When they take off running past you, attempt to pursue, but trip on some uneven ground, hitting your head hard when you fall.
Wake the next morning on the ground with a nasty headache.
Try to find your way out of the corn maze.
Fail to find your way out of the corn maze.
Wander for what feels like weeks, stopping at stands selling hot dogs, empanadas, tacos, and other items to sustain yourself. You never have to pay because everyone recognizes your face from “all the signs.”
Despite your confusion, smile and nod when you pass other corn maze explorers who congratulate you on “the expansion.”
Concentrate so deeply on the path in front of you that you walk right into the giant mass of granite.
Look up.
See the Statue of Liberty looming over you.
Understand that the mysterious other you has turned everything–the land, the sea, the whole of the earth–into an enormous corn maze.