Blendjet 2 Portable Blender

Our Take

  • Relatively powerful (given its size and portability)
  • Claims to provide 15 blends per charge
  • Not super loud
  • Can it make a margarita: Friend, it can make a margarita in your car! (But you should not do this)
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Here’s a 5-star review of the Blendjet 2 from Debby taylor on Amazon:

I love this little blender. I use it in the morning to mix up my protein shake. I had the exact same blender for the past 5 years. Used it daily, it no longer held a charge so I bought a new one. Hope this one lasts as long. Easy to clean, usually just rinse well with very hot water. It mixes my protein shake well, no residual in the bottom. No leaks.

And here’s a comment from @ArmchairGamer when we last sold these:

But now, Meh delivers unto me a wireless blender! With it I intend to blend my own ayran (yogurt drink), scramble egg mixture, and… Well I’m sure it will have other uses too.

And here’s a 5-star review from Planny on Amazon:

Excellent product for protein coffee shakes

And here’s a comment from @chienfou when we last sold these:

I have one similar to this out in the barn/shop. I use it to grind eggshells for the garden. Works pretty well. Not a big smoothie person so don’t use it for that, though I have used it to mix some (organic) things that I’ve used as a pest repellent etc. Obviously mine is no longer ‘food safe’. (Just another possible use case)

And here’s a four-star review from Toniko on Amazon:

Works well for quick shake/juice/smoothies but do not overdo the thickness or it will not be able to handle it. I got it for my son but he gave it back because he likes thicker protein shakes. I still use it for iced coffee and thinner smoothies without problem. I like the portability of it!

And here’s another comment from @chienfou when we last sold these:

I also use it to make “fertilizer” tea out of various and sundry things… like old coffee grounds, banana peels, etc. last season I blended up most of the hot peppers that were not in good shape when I picked them after being gone for an extended period of time (with a bit of water and just let them ferment in a jar in the shop). I used that as a bug/critter deterrent.

We share all this for three simple reasons. First, to highlight that these Blendjets are good for making protein shakes. Second, that bit from the Toniko review is important: this isn’t a pocket-sized Vitamix; it’s gonna mix and blend mostly stuff that’s relatively soft and pre-crushed ice.

But the third and most important reason: to thank you, Meh customers, for being interesting. If our forums were full of people reiterating the same basic uses for each product, we might not have lasted this long.

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