Today's SideDeal2-Pack: Homedics Ozone Clean 3-in-1 Chemical-Free Disinfectant Sprayers
Our Take
- Pour water into them and turn it into aqueous ozone, a powerful disinfectant
- Maybe not your only cleaner, but great for day-to-day use
- You get two
- Is it available in Georgia Red: If your water is Georgia Red, call a plumber
Disinfection Made Easy
How to use your Homedics Ozone Clean 3-in-1 Chemical-Free Disinfectant Spray
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Pour tap water into the bottle.
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Activate it, turning water into aqueous ozone, a powerful disinfectant.
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Use it to disinfect surfaces around your house using just tap water!
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Wake up one morning eager to clean.
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Spray the kitchen counter.
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Notice that the counter seems to give way under the spray.
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Wipe the counter and see it continues to erode, as if it’s made of sand.
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Examine the debris that has come away and realize that, in fact, it is sand.
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Try to turn on the stovetop; the knob crumbles in your grip.
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Try to open the fridge; the door collapses forward in a rush of sand.
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Push on the nearest wall; it gives way into a pile of sand, and the floor begins to rumble. Oh god! What have you done? This place is going to cave in entirely!
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Locate the voice calling, “Quick! Down here!” It’s coming from a hole in the floor.
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Leap into the hole just as the room collapses around you.
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Meet the person who called you: Rodrigo.
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Crawl through the corridors behind him.
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In a dark, carved-out space, meet the others: Ellie, Mort, Helen, and Thalia.
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Accept their explanation of what’s going on: at some point in the night, you were abducted in your sleep by the evil Doctor Thomas Hilltop, or, as he demands to be called by those trapped in these tunnels, the Sandman. An avid ant farmer in his youth, he had an extremely productive colony wiped out when a bully shook his plastic farm. From that day forward, he vowed to teach humanity what it felt like to experience such a collapse, one person at a time. You and these people are the only survivors of his treachery so far.
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Shudder when you ask, out of how many, and Thalia, averting her eyes, answers, “We don’t know. Hundreds. Maybe thousands.”
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Agree to join their rescue team.
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Rescue several more survivors with them.
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Grow tired of playing defense.
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Rally the assembled survivors into a revolutionary force; together, you will not only escape, but entrap the Sandman in his own horrible arena.
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Locate the entry hatch where the Sandman and his goons bring in the sleeping prisoners.
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Dig a tunnel and scoop out a chamber right next to it, leaving a thin wall of sand so the Sandman does not know it’s there.
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Wait until he drops off the next prisoner.
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When you hear the hatch open, burst through.
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Fight the Sandman and his goons! You’re outnumbered and malnourished, but you and your team possess something they can never have: the revolutionary spirit!
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Try to stay focused and ignore the odd question that burbles to the forefront of your mind: why was there a Homedics Ozone Clean 3-in-1 Chemical-Free Disinfectant Spray in your false sand kitchen to begin with?
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Brace for a fresh wave of the Sandman’s goons. After all, an alarm is sounding, so more must be coming. Right? Although, on second thought, it doesn’t sound like an alarm system. It sounds like–
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Awake to your alarm going off.
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Feel relief that it was all just a dream!
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Shift upright and slide your feet into your slippers.
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Find their interior unpleasantly gritty.
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Pick one up and shake it out.
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Watch as the sand cascades to the floor.
NOTE: Steps 4 through 35 are optional.
