Varied Varietals

The cool thing about buying wine in bulk? The savings.

It’s just a fact: when you buy 6 or 12 wines, you can get a very reasonable price per bottle, even when the wine in question is unreasonably delicious.

The only problem with buying wine in bulk? The lack of variety.

While it can be rad to score something that’ll usually run you a pretty penny at a steep discount, it can start to feel like a slog when you’re drinking the same wine, bottle after bottle, for weeks or months on end.

Hence, we’re excited to offer this sale.

Here’s what you get if you order the 6-pack:

• a bottle of Cab Sav,
• a bottle of Trois Amis (a high-end blend),
• a bottle of Merlot (sorry, Miles),
• a bottle of Grenache
• a bottle of Pinot.
• a bottle of Syrah, Zin, or Viognier (it’s a surprise)

And here’s what you get if you order the 12-pack:

• two bottles each of everything listed above. We’re told if you buy a case, each of the surprise bottles will be unique.

In other words, you get a fun variety of wines for a little over $13 per bottle (for the 6-pack) or a little under $11 per bottle (with the 12-pack).

What’s more, since the wines come from Inspiration Vineyards, you can rest assured they were made with passion and love. You won’t find them turning out any uninspired wines, no sir. None of those lifeless, ‘just okay’ varieties, like:

• Cabernet so-so-vignon
• ShiraZZZ
• Boredeoux
• Sauvig-yawn blanc
• Mehrlot
• Prosaicco
• Pinot Nah-oir
• Aight Zinfandel
• Petite Sir-eh
• Pinot Shurgrigio

You know what? We usually apologize for our stupid puns. But we actually feel pretty happy with these. Just like you’ll feel happy with your purchase of this ‘instant wine cellar’ from Inspiration Vineyards!