Today's SideDealPick-Your-2-Pack: Chic Home Snuggle Robe Wearable Blanket and Sock Set
Our Take
- Blankets you can wear
- Made with luxurious, super-soft flannel fleece
- Also, socks!
- Is it available in Georgia Red: No, and have you noticed that nothing comes in bright colors anymore?
Get Cozy
Hey, yeah, thanks for agreeing to something a bit chiller. I just didn’t want to go out tonight, you know? Stay in, get cozy. It’s nice sometimes.
Speaking of which, do you want one of these? It was a two-pack. They’re perfect. Basically, like a comfy little blanket you can wear. How neat is that?
Sorry, what did you call it?
You’re close. It’s a Snuggle Robe (& socks!). Not a… whatever ridiculous word you just used!
As for dinner, I thought I’d grill up a few burgers. Oh, I know it’s raining, but I actually have an indoor solution. Check it out, it’s the Mel Turnbow Double-Griddle. It’s great, with heating elements on the base and the lid, for even cooking, and the fat runs right off.
Sorry, a what? From George who? No, I’m unfamiliar. As I said, this is the Mel Turnbow Double-Griddle.
But don’t worry if you make a mess. I picked up a really useful cleaning product. It’s a highly absorbent cloth called the ShamWhoa! I even use it to wipe down my favorite piece of exercise equipment, Danny Big’s Antelope, after a particularly sweaty session.
No.
It’s actually ‘Whoa.’ And why would I want exercise equipment by someone whose last name is Little? Getting ripped would mean getting big, right?
Look, why don’t I just get the burgers going? And I can prepare the various accoutrements and garnishes easily with my Smack Slice. Then, we can decide what we’re going to do tonight.
We could use my En-Jewler to add shiny jewels to our stuff.
Or we could give each other haircuts with my StreamHornet.
Or heck, we could get a little spooky and call in for a reading from Madame Clarice!
Really? You’re not familiar with any of this stuff? You didn’t see them on Sales-o-mercials growing up?
No, I’m pretty sure that’s what they’re called.
