This would be cool for festivals and everything but members only should be like something crazy cool because we’ve been you know paying monthly for your shipping.what is this?!? Plus it doesn’t even go to any of the main line tumblers that are around. Worried that if I even bought one if it would work with the ones I have.
A past version of me would have looked at this, went “Cool!” and ordered enough of them for all of the 30oz tumblers in the house. And then would have regretted their lack of dishwasher compatibility, and the necessity to install them loosely enough that they both could be easily removed when cleaning the tumbler, and would fall down randomly when in use. Older, more cynical me just looked at them and saw more frustration than utility.
I miss the enthusiasm that the younger version of me must have had.
Specs
Product: 2-Pack: Nebo GLOW Light Lantern Tumbler Handle
Model: 795185
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$45.98 (for 2) at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Wednesday, Jul 16 - Friday, Jul 18
A new super stupid mashup item. I’m impressed, some buyer looked really hard for this.
@sammydog01 I have one of these. It is super bright, but yeah, how many times have I really needed a flashlight handle for my water tank.
@raccoon81 It needs a Bluetooth speaker.
This is not an IRK for your loyal, long paying VMPs and Mehmbers to compete for…
This would be cool for festivals and everything but members only should be like something crazy cool because we’ve been you know paying monthly for your shipping.what is this?!? Plus it doesn’t even go to any of the main line tumblers that are around. Worried that if I even bought one if it would work with the ones I have.
This almost wraps the needle all the way down past dumb around to cool again!
Unfortunately my preferred tumbler is a 40 ounce or you might have me.
/giphy lotsa water

I’m not sure what that last gif was but pretty sure it was vodka. Let’s try again.
@djslack “water”
@sammydog01 you know what, I’m leaving the second one.
Apparently that’s a loaded phrase.
@djslack It’s a puppy. I was worried there for a bit.
Oh, wait, and my tumbler already has a handle.
Guess imma need to strap a flashlight to it if I need that function again.
For funsies

/giphy lotsa water
A past version of me would have looked at this, went “Cool!” and ordered enough of them for all of the 30oz tumblers in the house. And then would have regretted their lack of dishwasher compatibility, and the necessity to install them loosely enough that they both could be easily removed when cleaning the tumbler, and would fall down randomly when in use. Older, more cynical me just looked at them and saw more frustration than utility.
I miss the enthusiasm that the younger version of me must have had.
This is not a product I’ve ever found myself in need of…
@CaptainDDL how is that not true of the majority of items for sale here?
@CaptainDDL Once again I am reminded of…
Chinese Factory Worker Can’t Believe The Shit He Makes For Americans
Go home meh, you’re drunk.