Product: 2-Pack: TUSHY Ottoman Go Toilet Stool
Model: HOG001
Condition: New
The Ottoman Go supports a natural squatting position to help reduce constipation, hemorrhoids, and bloating by allowing for more complete and easier bowel movements
Its 7-inch height is designed to create the optimal angle for a more relaxed and effective bathroom experience
The anti-slip surface and non-slip foot pads ensure stability and prevent sliding during use
With a sleek white design and durable, recyclable materials, it supports up to 550 pounds without compromising style
It’s easy to wipe clean and lightweight enough to be quickly stowed away when not in use
You had me concerned for a moment there. Here I was thinking. “It’s finally happened, the warehouse is empty! Guess it’s back to the flea market for me!”
I bought a small collapsible hard plastic foot stool that I keep in the bathroom when the need arises. Serves the save purpose and doesn’t take up any space!
Specs
Product: 2-Pack: TUSHY Ottoman Go Toilet Stool
Model: HOG001
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Jun 12 - Monday, Jun 16
no comment?
@thenewlight none needed, this product speaks for itself
@Ignorant looks like crap to me!
@Ignorant @thenewlight I try to ignore the voices that speak to me from the toilet. They always talk shit.
Sounds like the Fix Your Shit weekend included server maintenance.
@yakkoTDI they found the server in an IRK.
it looks like the website is also taking a massive shit
@omally it’s a theme episode
You had me concerned for a moment there. Here I was thinking. “It’s finally happened, the warehouse is empty! Guess it’s back to the flea market for me!”
As a companion offer, they started the day with a limited run of 100 bags of crap and it crashed the server just like the old days.
Rectum? Darn near killed 'em!
Yes, I bought them and yes, they work. You can also remove/skip the feet for a better height, too. Also makes a nice step stool for around the house.
@cavalier24601 for when you need to get the sh!t that is up high?
@cavalier24601 I hate it when I step in stool. (Especially around the house.)
Got these last time. Feels like it helps with legitimate business, though no significant help in passing poop jokes.
I have one of these and it’s shocking how much it accelerates the process. Combine with a bidet and it’s like pooping in the 25th century.
@louisb3 you’re a Meh commercial. Meh helps you do shit better.
Best line on item page:
Can i use it as a step STOOL to paint my bathroom ?
@rroxy I hope you are going to paint it a nice shade of dark orange.
@rroxy @yakkoTDI
Hey, don’t knock it, my bedroom is brown, a very pretty brown! I meant dark orange, with context!
@Lynnerizer @rroxy @yakkoTDI
/youtube South Park brown noise
@pmarin @rroxy @yakkoTDI
I’ve never been a huge fan of cartoons. I’m almost embarrassed to say how much I love South Park! I think it’s hilarious!
I bought a small collapsible hard plastic foot stool that I keep in the bathroom when the need arises. Serves the save purpose and doesn’t take up any space!
@user84355571 buttbuytheseanyhoo
ok, these make shitting marga…
nuh-uh.
Butt on seat, feet on stool, forearms on knees…it’s how the CAVEmen did it? Or did they just plop inna stream as the first bidet?
I got these last time and some little shit stole them from my stoop less than an hour after they were delivered.
I ordered another pair today, shipped to my job. I’ll have to schlep into work to get them, but at least I’ll get them instead of someone else.
/giphy diligent-excellent-truck
Auto man “AI” goes on nothing but stool.
@DrunkCat What a shitty response. You must be using Squatty AI. You will never win them back at this rate.
@DrunkCat Go home, Cat. You’re drunk.
@yakkoTDI k
@Rowsdower k
Imma be real (or real gross, depending on who you are). If you are on GLP1s, your gut and butt are super important.
I do not have this product, but I have a comparable one and they are ideal for good gut-to-butt health. Also, apricots.