Sometimes, I wonder if the Puffin coolers really keep my beverages cooler for longer periods of time but, eh 🫤 putting a mtn Dew can in a multi kitty face space kitty t, just makes it nicer and putting a wee grape juice bottle in a hoodie, cute and zipping a bottle from the six pack of mtn dew’s in a sleeping bag makes me wonder why the sleeping bag isn’t just a wee bit bigger to accommodate the individually sold 16.9 oz & the 20 oz bottles of soda, right ?!? and why don’t more than one of the cooler sets of three have sleeping bags ?!?
@yakkoTDI i returned my 2 packs last time they had them because they are just entirely too large to justify adding to a collection of…hundreds of existing cozies.
But what happened to the double ironic reverse counterculture commentary on the perversions of suburban normalcy and a nod to the cracks forming at the foundation of global financial structures?!!!
@stinks Yes! And I want to know how Demetrius goes about making custom knives out of old septic tanks! (Since, as I understand it, septic tanks are no longer made of metal, but are now typically made of concrete or plastic.)
These are fun and well-made with surprising detail. They have a solid rubbery base to keep them stable. Bought 3 before then another batch of 3 different ones next time.
One thing to know is that different ones work best with different can types. Some are standard shape cans, some are for the thinner tall types like seltzer or Ultra beer, and one seems like it’s for glass bottles.
@lljk I got one in an IRK. I think that says a lot. It accidentally landed on the floor and one of my dogs destroyed it. It was the only useful thing in my IRK.
@El_Oel Ok, I have to know… why not sign up for a month of shipping for 1¢ less than the single item shipping cost? You still have a stinks avatar/icon, so inferring that you didn’t rejoin…
I don’t understand why, but when I see this product I get angry. It brings out pure hate and I don’t know what the cause is. I absolutely hate these things.
@mediocrebot I must say, what a self-satisfied looking fellow! Maybe I should put him on the family picture shelf along with my cousin Vinny the cyber hamster.
Specs
Product: 3-Pack: Puffin Insulated Beverage Coolers
Model: DO1197-120, DO1197-610, DO1197-520, DO1229-610, DO1214-314, DL1873-050, DO1229-050, DO1207-650, DO1195-451, DO1229-210, DO1195-051, DO1214-350
Condition: New
The Puffy
The Puffy Vest
The Hoodie
The OG-Puffin (Sleeping Bag)
The Lumber Jack (Flannel)
What’s Included?
OR
OR
OR
Price Comparison
$55.15 (for 3) at Amazon
Flannel | Hoodie | The OG
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Wednesday, Sep 3 - Friday, Sep 5
Puffs twice in one week? What is this madness?!
I have zero regrets for buying the trio I got earlier this summer. They’re just so silly idk what to tell you!
@agnesnutter also surprisingly high quality!
/showme someone who is huffing and puffing while stuffing a beer into a puffin that’s wearing a denim jacket.
Sometimes, I wonder if the Puffin coolers really keep my beverages cooler for longer periods of time
but, eh 
🫤 putting a mtn Dew can in a multi kitty face space kitty t, just makes it nicer 
and putting a wee grape juice bottle in a hoodie, cute 
and zipping a bottle from the six pack of mtn dew’s in a sleeping bag 
makes me wonder why the sleeping bag isn’t just a wee bit bigger to accommodate the individually sold 16.9 oz & the 20 oz bottles of soda, right ?!? 
and why don’t more than one of the cooler sets of three have sleeping bags ?!? 
These are so stupid, but I’m going to pass on buying them
@dpease You need to buy some to help them sellout before I give in to their stupidity.
@yakkoTDI i returned my 2 packs last time they had them because they are just entirely too large to justify adding to a collection of…hundreds of existing cozies.
@yakkoTDI I can’t do it, I already have too much dumb stuff I don’t need that I bought here
NO NEXT EPISODE??!?!11?2
But what happened to the double ironic reverse counterculture commentary on the perversions of suburban normalcy and a nod to the cracks forming at the foundation of global financial structures?!!!
@stinks Yes! And I want to know how Demetrius goes about making custom knives out of old septic tanks! (Since, as I understand it, septic tanks are no longer made of metal, but are now typically made of concrete or plastic.)
@andymand @stinks this is why you need to use OLD septic tanks.
It’s difficult to constantly resist these, but I don’t want to insult my CanKeepers.
These are fun and well-made with surprising detail. They have a solid rubbery base to keep them stable. Bought 3 before then another batch of 3 different ones next time.
One thing to know is that different ones work best with different can types. Some are standard shape cans, some are for the thinner tall types like seltzer or Ultra beer, and one seems like it’s for glass bottles.
Can I wear these on my choad?
@Bumplepimp no returns
I dont like struggling to wear a coat let alone one on my wine glass!
/showme a wine glass wearing a blue puffin coat
@mediocrebot
/showme a hamster wearing a blue puffin coat
@mediocrebot
/showme a squirrel wearing a blue puffin coat
Hilariously cute miniature things like this restore my faith in humanity
what a great idea!
Movie reference: The Shining
The ultimate WTF.
NOPE!
I wonder at what point it’ll be better to sell the rest of these in bulk like those iPad cases from a decade ago.
@lljk I got one in an IRK. I think that says a lot. It accidentally landed on the floor and one of my dogs destroyed it. It was the only useful thing in my IRK.
I needed a gift for a 17 year old nephew. I think a set of these with a gift card tucked in each will do nicely.
I was at Cabela’s a few days ago and they had something like this in the checkout line. For $20.
/giphy laughing
And I just bought a set with a sleeping bag for my hard cider.
/giphy instinctive-queenlike-crusader
Perfect gift for my brother-in-law.
/giphy sarcastic-satisfying-finch
@steelopus
/giphy lebowski confused
@stinks He’s a very very very small man.
I have absolutely zero use for such tomfoolery.
But I will buy them because… well just look at them!
@El_Oel Well, I lied. I bought two sets because I had to have the Lumberjack, Puffy Vest and the Denim.
/giphy awake-pertinent-library
@El_Oel Ok, I have to know… why not sign up for a month of shipping for 1¢ less than the single item shipping cost? You still have a stinks avatar/icon, so inferring that you didn’t rejoin…
@stinks To save a penny??
/showme cyber dolphin
@mediocrebot
/showme cyber dolphin in convertible car
@mediocrebot
I would like to apologize to mediocrebot for using the showme for selfish cyber dolphin porpoises.
/showme cyber hamster wearing a biker jacket and drinking root beer.
@mediocrebot As penance for my meh-deed, I have made a purchase :
/showme vile squeamish temper
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!
I don’t understand why, but when I see this product I get angry. It brings out pure hate and I don’t know what the cause is. I absolutely hate these things.
Maybe I need therapy.
@Willijs3 Maybe?
You guys must have fuck ton of these lmao
@luchadan you have to buy at least a metric fuck ton if you want the best price
/showme a cute duck with a big beer in a cozy with foam
/showme misguided-narcissistic-wombat
@mediocrebot I must say, what a self-satisfied looking fellow! Maybe I should put him on the family picture shelf along with my cousin Vinny the cyber hamster.
Just got mine so freaking cute. Sad I can’t get more
@tsarmiento1 You can! Click on this picture to go to Sidedeal:
@Kyeh @tsarmiento1 I wish I could buy the cats. I did get a nice sleeping bag for my hard ciders.
@sammydog01 @tsarmiento1 Oh, the space cats are sold out, huh? The sleeping bag is a good idea!