Product: 4-Pack: ELLE Café Whole Bean Coffee
Model: 810144967196, 810144967202
Condition: New
Available in 4x French Roast, 4x Espresso Roast, or 2x French Roast + 2x Espresso Roast bean bags
Expiration Date: 2/1/2027
ELLE French Roast Whole Bean
An all-time classic, full-bodied, and complex Latin blend, characterized by a balanced smoky-sweet flavour. Its intense roasting aroma is enhanced with sweet and spicy notes.
Roast: Medium (Darker) Roast
Tasting Notes: Hazelnut, caramel & spice
Extended tasting notes: Aromas of caramel, hazelnut and spices prevail, enhancing its intensity.
Origin: Colombia, Nicaragua, Brazil
Size: 12oz
ELLE Espresso Roast Ground
Sophisticated notes of dried fruit and dark chocolate, elevating your coffee ritual to new heights of indulgence.
Roast: Dark Roast
Tasting Notes: dried fruit and dark chocolate
Extended tasting notes: Sophisticated notes of dried fruit and dark chocolate, elevating your coffee ritual to new heights of indulgence.
Origin: Colombia, Nicaragua, Brazil
Size: 12oz
What’s Included?
4-Pack: 4-Pack: ELLE Café Whole Bean Coffee In Your choice of Flavor
It’s a bit of a stretch to say it comes in three flavors, though I guess if you grind a little from each bag together it would taste different. This comes in dark and extra dark. (The k cups come in extra light beans from the other side of the world.)
My favorite coffee beans just show up from a guy. I think I heard he’s an incognito country music star who just likes to have cool hobbies on the side.
I bought a Cuisinart grinder because it was supposed to be good and it ended up just making me deaf.
I spent a few weeks abusing amazons return policy looking for a quiet grinder. The KitchenAid coffee grinder was the winner. I can have a conversation with someone in the kitchen while grinding my beans, a feat that was unheard of when I used the Cuisinart. Pun fully intended.
Arabica or Robusta?
Probably a blend of both or just robusta.
Elle’s cafe doesn’t state contents for these varieties, however on their premium varieties it states type of bean and origin.
I prefer arabica with a medium roast which is less than a French roast.
So pass
As much as I love good coffee and geek out about the details, I just don’t have time (or space) in my mornings to prepare good coffee.
A Moka pot is the closest to EZ espresso but I’m not big on drinking aluminum so I quit that years ago.
illy from a moka pot is absolutely fabulous though.
I find it funny this coffee has a 90 day warranty.
Like suddenly the beans start boot looping on you and the pot never finishes brewing, good God that’s nightmare fuel.
Specs
Product: 4-Pack: ELLE Café Whole Bean Coffee
Model: 810144967196, 810144967202
Condition: New
ELLE French Roast Whole Bean
ELLE Espresso Roast Ground
What’s Included?
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Oct 1 - Monday, Oct 5
Calling @capnjb You need to weigh in on whether this whole bean coffee is worthy of your secret not so secret coffee club.
I knew it was a bad day to quit coffee…
@therealjrn Coffee would never give up on you.
It’s a bit of a stretch to say it comes in three flavors, though I guess if you grind a little from each bag together it would taste different. This comes in dark and extra dark. (The k cups come in extra light beans from the other side of the world.)
My favorite coffee beans just show up from a guy. I think I heard he’s an incognito country music star who just likes to have cool hobbies on the side.
@djslack That guy’s beans is the bestest beans!
I bought a Cuisinart grinder because it was supposed to be good and it ended up just making me deaf.
I spent a few weeks abusing amazons return policy looking for a quiet grinder. The KitchenAid coffee grinder was the winner. I can have a conversation with someone in the kitchen while grinding my beans, a feat that was unheard of when I used the Cuisinart. Pun fully intended.
Arabica or Robusta?
Probably a blend of both or just robusta.
Elle’s cafe doesn’t state contents for these varieties, however on their premium varieties it states type of bean and origin.
I prefer arabica with a medium roast which is less than a French roast.
So pass
As much as I love good coffee and geek out about the details, I just don’t have time (or space) in my mornings to prepare good coffee.
A Moka pot is the closest to EZ espresso but I’m not big on drinking aluminum so I quit that years ago.
illy from a moka pot is absolutely fabulous though.
if the Nespresso pods are any indication- this stuff ain’t terrible.
it just ain’t in Nespresso pods and makes really shitty margaritas.
/showme 30-something adult outside in parking lot behind fancy cafe using bag of coffee beans as a bong
@zippyus Here’s the image you requested for “30-something adult outside in parking lot behind fancy cafe using bag of coffee beans as a bong”
I find it funny this coffee has a 90 day warranty.
Like suddenly the beans start boot looping on you and the pot never finishes brewing, good God that’s nightmare fuel.