Listen. My preschooler has been gifted many fancy freezer pop molds in her short life, and she turns her nose up at the artisanal frozen fruit bars shaped like dinos and unicorns I lovingly create. Maybe these individually wrapped, brightly colored freezer pops will save me this summer. It’s worth $15 to try.
Specs
Product: 48-Pack: Jonny Pops Large 4oz Freezer Pops (Cherry & Mixed Berry)
Model: 850028051474_850028051467
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$46.95 at Food Service Direct
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Jul 7 - Tuesday, Jul 8
Grape, Lemonade, Pineapple, Green and even Orange are cool. Cherry is bottom of the shelf imo. Mixed berry is a mixed bag (lol)
@tysontomko Do you mean in general or have you had these specifically?
@tysontomko we just finished some from Costco and the cherry was lovely. It didn’t taste gross and artificial.
each pop contains a cup of fruit just like each line of cocaine contains a cup of vegetables
fucking lol
pro-tip:
airplane bottles of light rum or a good Blanco tequila work miracles with a couple of these things.
I am impressed that they were somehow able to cram 8 ounces into only 4 ounces
@haydesigner Yeah, I was in the process of modifying that. The site we were referencing had a character error and didn’t display the ½. Oops!
All good @troy, glad you caught it.
oh hey it’s my 1000th meh button click (I don’t monitor those stats usually, I just happened to scroll down today)
/showme AWESOME!!!
WORKER BEES! HERCULES! TURKEY GREASE! AWESOME!
@agnesnutter Congratulations
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If I’m reading the label correctly, these appear to be apple juice bars with a small amount of other fruits for flavor and color.
OMG memories. When my daughter was little we used to keep cases of this sort of thing in the freezer. It’s hot here and she loved them
/giphy childlike-undervalued-texture
Listen. My preschooler has been gifted many fancy freezer pop molds in her short life, and she turns her nose up at the artisanal frozen fruit bars shaped like dinos and unicorns I lovingly create. Maybe these individually wrapped, brightly colored freezer pops will save me this summer. It’s worth $15 to try.
From the people that brought you Johnny Cab!!
@yakkoTDI hahahahha I watched this the other night when I was on a date with insomnia.
What is guar gum?
Yeah, I know it’s made of Carbon.
@hchavers It is an extract from guar beans that is used as a thickener. Make sure you don’t confuse it with GWAR gum.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gwar#/media/File:Gwar_(Riot_Fest,_2014)_2.jpg
@hchavers @yakkoTDI
/giphy gwar
Maybe I’ll buy this and just give it to the church.
The last time my Johnny popped and a freezer was involved my wife got pregnant.
Unlike “AI” Jonny Pops are a damn good treat.
@DrunkCat Since AI is not a food product that is not surprising. Neither is your lack of ability to win them back.
/giphy otter pops go to war!
/showme otter pops go to war!