Product: 72-Pack: Maxim Tailor Made Condoms + Handful of Lubricant
Model: MX13002, MX13006, MX13010, MX24001TE, MX13004, MX13008, MX13012
Condition: New
Maxim Tailor Made Condoms
Designed to fit like a glove, MAXIM Perfect Fit Condoms offer a tailored shape with silky-smooth lubricant for enhanced pleasure and reliable protection against pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, and STDs
Tailor-made for max pleasure with a contoured head and secure fit, these condoms are vegan and free of animal by-products
Electronically triple-tested for strength and durability, these condoms ensure maximum protection without compromising sensation
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Maxim H2O Lubricant
Easy clean-up and non-sticky, compatible with latex condoms
Available Packs
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@Lynnerizer@yakkoTDI There is a very old Steve Martin comedy routine where he talks about only using the Pro-phylactics; don’t want any of the amateur-phylactics.
I love the disparity between seventy-two condoms and eight packets of lube. I’m imagining someone using a ninth of a packet and carefully sealing up the rest in a ziplock bag
Specs
Product: 72-Pack: Maxim Tailor Made Condoms + Handful of Lubricant
Model: MX13002, MX13006, MX13010, MX24001TE, MX13004, MX13008, MX13012
Condition: New
Maxim Tailor Made Condoms
Maxim H2O Lubricant
What’s Included?
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Apr 14
These are OK and everything but they do taste funny.
Considering how often these come up, Meh has a lot of faith in us.
Apparently Pro is now a size instead of a skill level. I’m out.
@yakkoTDI
That’s funny!
@Lynnerizer @yakkoTDI There is a very old Steve Martin comedy routine where he talks about only using the Pro-phylactics; don’t want any of the amateur-phylactics.
@pmarin @yakkoTDI
I couldn’t find that specific act though. 
Way back, he was the man!
I think meh is saying they want us to not procreate to have more customers?
I love the disparity between seventy-two condoms and eight packets of lube. I’m imagining someone using a ninth of a packet and carefully sealing up the rest in a ziplock bag
You guys knew what you were doing when you decided to sell this right after selling expandable garden hoses.
“What do you do for a living?”
“I’m a tailor!”
“Cool. What kind of clothes do you make?”
“Well… ummm… I, uh, make, uh…”