Product: 72-Pack: Proper Wild Healthy Energy (Blackberry)
Model: 860004407119
Condition: New
Proper Wild is a powerful, plant-based energy shot designed to boost your energy, focus, and productivity, helping you reach an ideal mental state to maximize your day with reduced jitters
Made with clean ingredients, it contains no preservatives, artificial sweeteners, or artificial flavors—just a natural-tasting energy shot that actually works
Each shot includes 100 mg of organic caffeine from green tea leaves to deliver smooth, long-lasting energy
It also contains 120 mg of L-Theanine, a naturally occurring amino acid that promotes balanced focus and calm alertness with reduced jitters
The carefully formulated ratio of L-Theanine and organic caffeine supports improved brain function, alertness, energy levels, and mood
Proper Wild’s convenient 2.5 oz shots are perfect for on-the-go use, saving you time when you need sustained energy fast
This clean, plant-based energy solution fits seamlessly into your daily routine
Enjoy a bold blackberry flavor in a rich, refreshing energy shot experience
Flavor
Blackberry
Size
2.5 fl oz (Per Bottle)
Ingredients
Purified Water, Pineapple Juice Concentrate, Organic Cane Sugar, Natural Flavors, Organic Blackberry Juice Concentrate, Organic Lemon Juice Concentrate, L-Theanine, Monk Fruit Juice Concentrate, Organic Caffeine, Pink Himalayan Sea Salt
At least it doesn’t have fake sugar.
1/2 bottle = 1 espresso, so you could get 144 espressos out of it. Assuming $3 espresso => 144 * $3 = $432 .
Now, $29 / $432 => 6.7% the cost of an espresso.
It is a deal, but I wish meh had smaller quantities.
@agnesnutter@cfg83
Monkfruit juice would contain erythritol which is a no-calorie sweetener. It’s the same stuff that’s in Stevia leaves. Whether or not it is just the juice or refined to extract just the erythritol or not is unknown.
Luckily, people tell me we’ve got a real champion of getting rid of those pesky regulations and the science nonsense at the FDA.
That photo at the end is rather deceptive. Why¿ Because a 2.5 oz bottle is tiny, but look at how it compares to the guys hand,… unless he has very tiny hands like dRumpf!!
these are on Meh because they taste like blackberry phones and not blackberry berries. now, if these were flavored like an old nokia phone, i’d be all over it, but i think we all remember what those blackberry phones tasted like. no thank you.
The movie is “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” because the picture is of John Lithgow and James Franco, who were both in it.
/image rise of the planet of the apes
Specs
Product: 72-Pack: Proper Wild Healthy Energy (Blackberry)
Model: 860004407119
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$287.88 (for 72) at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Apr 13 - Tuesday, Apr 14
margarita? no.
but add some mezcal on the rocks and it becomes a blackberry smash and wow does it work magic.
The perfect chaser for my ADHD meds!
/showme effective-addictive-bridge
@tightwad Here’s the image you requested for “effective-addictive-bridge”
At least it doesn’t have fake sugar.
1/2 bottle = 1 espresso, so you could get 144 espressos out of it. Assuming $3 espresso => 144 * $3 = $432 .
Now, $29 / $432 => 6.7% the cost of an espresso.
It is a deal, but I wish meh had smaller quantities.
@cfg83 is monk fruit extract not a fake sugar?
@agnesnutter I don’t know.
@agnesnutter @cfg83 It’s not aspertine, that’s good enough for me.
@AaronLeeJohnson @agnesnutter Yeah, sullen teens are a PITA, but aspirational teens are much worse.
/showme Sullen Teen being annoyed by Aspirational Teen.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Sullen Teen being annoyed by Aspirational Teen.”
@mediocrebot Egg-zactly.
@agnesnutter @cfg83
Monkfruit juice would contain erythritol which is a no-calorie sweetener. It’s the same stuff that’s in Stevia leaves. Whether or not it is just the juice or refined to extract just the erythritol or not is unknown.
Luckily, people tell me we’ve got a real champion of getting rid of those pesky regulations and the science nonsense at the FDA.
@agnesnutter @mike808 Sooooooo, erythritol in a non-refined form is natural.
These might be “Clean Energy” drinks but I don’t think I’d want them if they leave your hands this messy!!
I assume this will be gross, but as long as it works I’m fine with it. Can’t be worse tasting than 5 hour.
That photo at the end is rather deceptive. Why¿ Because a 2.5 oz bottle is tiny, but look at how it compares to the guys hand,… unless he has very tiny hands like dRumpf!!
@1DisabledWarVet
these are on Meh because they taste like blackberry phones and not blackberry berries. now, if these were flavored like an old nokia phone, i’d be all over it, but i think we all remember what those blackberry phones tasted like. no thank you.
@omally I didn’t know that. A blackberry keyboard would be great right now (I throw away the rest).
/showme Mediocrebot #1 is eating blackberry phone while Mediocrebot #2 is eating nokia phone.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Mediocrebot [object Object]”
@mediocrebot Ooops, my fault.
/showme Mediocrebot named cfg83 is eating blackberry phone while Mediocrebot named omally is eating a nokia phone.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Mediocrebot named cfg83 is eating blackberry phone while Mediocrebot named omally is eating a nok…”
The movie is “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” because the picture is of John Lithgow and James Franco, who were both in it.
/image rise of the planet of the apes
50 calories in a 2.5 ounce shot? Daaamn. That’s like 90% more sugar than coca cola.
@ColeSloth