April 1st 2026 IRK Reveal
16Nothing special about being the first but here goes. Received mine minutes ago. Small box, instant regret. Considering the speed of this box and the condoms everyone’s been getting, it’s likely meh bought more distressed stock for pennies and needed to move them out of the warehouse pronto.
International Report T-shirt, size S. Last IRK it was an M which fit. This one’s a donate or hold on for the next meh exchange.
Woman’s Form Flex Panties, size XL
360 Infuse 6’ microUSB cable. Already have 8 from the last IRK.
6 packets of Maxim lubricant
12 cartons of matching Maxim condoms with each carton holding 12 condoms or 144 condoms to use with the 6 packets of Maxim lubricant. Box was turned on its side so I couldn’t see the label. I thought I had dodged a bullet after pulling everything out except this box.
Purple and aqua IRK bag
Thank you meh. Appropriate IRK for the season.
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We give out free condoms at work, so jokes on you, meh. You just saved my state health department some money
I love the purple bag. I hope I get one.
Mine is supposed to arrive Monday at the end of the day. Hey @mtb002 if I get more condoms again (the last batch was given to a high schooler with his mom’s permission and I am presuming he gave some of them to friends as I can’t imagine him using 24 of them between then and May when they expire… maybe I am wrong) if it isn’t too expensive to send I’ll send my batch to you so you can donate them…
Or, thinking about it, I could leave the boxes at the high school’s school bus stop around here under the cover of darkness (at the apartment buildings would have the most kids getting on). I’d hate to have a parent catch me doing that.
@Kidsandliz
They seem to expire in September, let me know. I can’t promise they’ll go to a good home, but you know, that’s why they’re needed.
@mtb002 Well they are newer than the ones I got last month in that irk. Those expired in May. If your job accepts them then that’s good enough for me. At least they’d have a chance to go somewhere to someone smart enough to want to use them.
@Kidsandliz @mtb002 Mine says mfg 9/30/21, exp 9/29/26. So these have an expected life of five years.
@mtb002 Mine came. No condoms but a zillion of those eye things again. meh seems to have a ton of those left on the shelves too. Not the first, or second or third time I have gotten those.
Fantastic Purple IRK Bag!
M size Anchor Tee
Infuse USB Cord
Sharper Image Massaging, Heating Shoulder Wrap
2x Deluxe Power Card (came without charge but seems to charge up pretty quickly. Claims to fully charge a phone… We shall see.
Texas Air!
/image Thanks Meh/Sidedeal
My IRK was similar.
I don’t hate the condoms, even tho I’m a demisexual lesbian, because we have a hygiene closet at the org I run and they can go in there for community members to stock up on. I do request dental dams also tho, so we can be sex-positive for all bodies.
HOWEVER, this IRK was terrible TO me because the lube packets were placed under the box of condoms, near the panties and bag…. But USPS being how they are shook this package too much…. And so there was lube all over everything inside. In my mind I thought, “oh you can wash the cloth things” but as I picked up the undergarment, the lube on my hands reminded me one of the reasons I’m a demisexual lesbian.
I might pause on the IRKs until this lube and condom phase is finished.
Meh- can you at least send me a new purple IRK bag so I don’t have to touch this one?
@kimberlyc8 This might open the floodgates but are you taking donations?
Mine arrived Friday but I never got around to posting anything about it due to an ongoing case of personal inefficiency.
Contents:
Thanks, Meh!
@djslack I actually think that speaker is cute! Stupid, but cute.
@djslack @Kyeh a Bluetooth tribble
@djslack Ha! This is exactly what I got, and I think the speaker is so freaking adorable. I’ve been showing it off to anyone that will look at it today. (Except grandbaby, she’ll just steal it instead of ooo and ahh appropriately like she’s supposed to)
@djslack @kalma I also got the same exact things today. I think this is the first time I received an IRK before any Meh purchases arrived.
As usual, I enjoyed getting the IRK bag but I will probably get rid of everything else except the micro USB cord which will join my electronics drawer of backup cables and other accessories. I’m happy the box wasn’t as big as the last IRK that contained a blender (which I plan on donating) but also disappointed it wasn’t as good as past IRKs. Won’t stop me from possibly getting another one in the future though and since I love the IRK bag, well done?
@djslack @ kalma You just saved me from posting. I have the identical irk. Thanks! I like the bag. Have a ton of boxes of those eye masks. Too bad there is no way to separate out the gold and sell just the gold.
Haven’t tested the speaker yet. Has anyone else who got it? Actually I just noticed so far 3 ink for irkers all got the same thing so far.
@djslack @Kidsandliz I also got the exact same IRK.
@djslack @JT954 @kalma Me too. At least it wasn’t condoms. I need to charge the speaker up and see if it works.
@djslack @Kyeh
I just gifted on of those pink furry speakers to my guys niece and she loved it! Hopefully you’ll find someone who likes it just as much!
@djslack @Kidsandliz I, too, got this exact irk. I was also contemplating making my own tribble noises playlist and taking this to my next Star Trek convention.
Love the colors on the bag!
Blend-Jet !
Donation or swap items:
M International Report T-shirt
S Tommy John briefs
1 box Golden-Glow Eye Masks
I keep reading that as Pacojet…
Regrets were had:
TravelSmart International power adapter - not terrible but I will never need it
Infuse MicroUSB charging cable - it’s okay, don’t really need it but okay
T-shirt with little sunglasses all over it, size small - lol, too small
Giant box of condoms -
Purple/teal IRK bag - okay this is actually pretty sweet
Bubble wrap with most of the bubbles already deflated
Bonus box dents courtesy FedEx
Will donate everything except the IRK bag, once I figure out where to donate condoms. No universities close by, but the local health authority has STI clinics, so maybe there.
Thanks IRK, will regret again.
@chmodsusan Look for any free clinics as well. Likely they’d take them.
After last month’s dud of an IRK, I played the April Fool well this time. Much regret. Instantly. And at full price.
Can’t wait for next month to get another IRK. April showers of tears bring May flowers that have expired.
Hey, at least Integrity’s trip around the Moon was exciting.
And how the heck does a condom expire?
@ItalianScallion asked:
Maybe they become porous and allow the little spermatozoa to escape??
@ItalianScallion I think the latex disintegrates over time. Maybe if it contains spermicide, that will expire. I have a Houston, KLOL radio “Wrap that Rascal” condom keychain stuck in a box somewhere. It’s never been opened and the condom inside is at least 40 years old. I suppose I could sell it as a collectors item. Apparently someone on ebay is trying the same thing.
Wrap that Rascal
I just opened the USB cable box. I was wrong about there being six of them. There’s only one!
I got the latest one this afternoon, but first let me highlight the IRK from March…
It wasn’t what I wanted but it was what I needed:
I had a severe knee injury and that mattress pad is being utilized as a knee rest, and the reason to wear rubbers is the reason I got the knee injury in the first damn place
Anywayzzzz
this is the latest IRK
I’m utilizing the power bank as weee speak. My next mission is to give away everything except for the Power Bank, Mattess Pad and Rubberz. Blessings and Love to Me, to Meh, and Meh people’s in the community board.
My IRK came today!
I’m not sure WHY I’m so happy, it’s probably because my thoughts of condoms and lube are behind me! 
At least for this month… 
🫣 
What I got was…
One International Report Essentials white T-shirt, size medium with anchors
Hopefully our son will like it otherwise it’s getting donated. 
One 360 Infuse Premium Charging Cable, it’s a 6’ micro connection just like others have been getting this time around. Not sure if I have a use but I’ll find SOMEONE who wants it.
One battery bank by Power Sher that will be useful for someone who doesn’t already have a gazillion battery banks like I do. 🪫
One set of the black Lifestyle Advanced Airstream X budget-friendly, over-ear bluetooth wireless headphones. I’ve got some really nice Bose headphones from Meh in a IRK several years ago that I LOVE and use all the time so even though these are wicked light and possibly good sounding (they’re charging now so I haven’t tried them out yet) i’ll definitely pass them on to someone in need. Into the gift box they’ll go!
And what would an IRK be without the coveted IRK bag… NOTHING, nothing but a HUGE disappointment!
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Thankfully I got one… and i’m loving the purple and aqua blue color scheme! You’ll see how inspirational it was when designing my photo collage.
AS ALWAYS, Tuc couldn’t resist checking out all the goods! He approved!
Hopefully next time i’ll get stuff that i’m more excited about!
BUT… it’s always a gamble and it’s not like I wasn’t warned!
Thanks Meh!
@Lynnerizer You got Bose headphones?! What an awesome thing to get in an IRK!!
WORKER BEES! HERCULES! TURKEY GREASE! AWESOME!
Hey @mediocrebot! Don’t get worker bees or turkey grease near @Lynnerizer’s Bose headphones! I suppose Hercules wouldn’t be bad if he didn’t break them with his awesom–oops! strength…
Thank you, Meh & SideDeal!
I have managed to abstain from the IRK for a while now, but decided to partake for April Fools because why not. So of course a got a giant box of condoms (which will be donated to the local free clinic)
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Like most of you, included with the prophylactic was a (useless) 360 micro USB cable, a (kinda cute and correctly sized -S) International Report T-shirt, a (very useful) purple/teal IRK bag … but also a (very very sparkly) necklace.
I was immediately bummed. Even though I do love me some sparkle, I mostly hate jewelry and avoid it at all costs… unless its a tiara… I will wear the hell out of a tiara. But all non-tiara jewelry has always given me the ick … don’t know why, but jewelry is gross, okay.
Then I did some googling and found this necklace is listed for $400 on the brand’s website. So even though it gave me the ick for a little bit, I’m ok with it because I’ll sell it for a couple hundred bucks.
Thanks, meh!
@bblood
I got that same necklace last month! Since it was only in a black velvet like pouch with no tags or paperwork whatsoever it was very hard to Google exactly what it was. I did find a similar looking tennis bracelet on either Side Deal or Morning Save and I think it was moissanite and not the sapphire like you found this one to be.
I’m curious to know if yours came with a black velvet like pouch?
Since I’m more casual and only wear sterling silver or white gold jewelry I gave my over the top sparkling bling bling necklace to my sister.
Please tell me, what are those square black zipper pouches you got?
@bblood
Just realized that those black square pouches weren’t from your IRK! @tahshar received them along with those cool blue sheets!
But, just in case you cared, (which I’m sure you don’t) I did figure out that they’re probably crossbody bags. 
Mine arrived today and I got the exact same IRK as @djslack above, so no need for photos or even a description.
@cbilyak Yeah it is looking, so far, that all ink for irks people got identical irks.
Mine came Friday, but I’m easily distracted, so I just opened it.
i got the exact saame contents, not too excited about this irk
@andrewx29 sorry got the same content as rcwbbb
I got the exact same box as @rcwbbb. I’m really sick of getting a surplus of condoms and or lube. I couldn’t even have enough orgy parties to get rid of them if I really did have orgy parties. My brother is a psychologist and works out of the health department and said they have so many that they don’t need the donations either. Even the form flex underwear are to big if I need a little help holding my stomach in under a dress. At least the lube didn’t get all over the bag.
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU’LL BE GULLIBLE ENOUGH TO BUY ANOTHER IRK IN THE NEXT MEHRATHON!!
I say we all should BOYCOTT any future offerings until we get back to DECENT, USABLE items again!
My IRKs have been awfully regrettable for a few months now. Blerg.
@Bretterson You could have saved some time and just posted that you rec’d the same as @djslack like all the other “Ink for IRK’s” folks did.
