April 1st 2026 IRK Reveal
7Nothing special about being the first but here goes. Received mine minutes ago. Small box, instant regret. Considering the speed of this box and the condoms everyone’s been getting, it’s likely meh bought more distressed stock for pennies and needed to move them out of the warehouse pronto.
International Report T-shirt, size S. Last IRK it was an M which fit. This one’s a donate or hold on for the next meh exchange.
Woman’s Form Flex Panties, size XL
360 Infuse 6’ microUSB cable. Already have 8 from the last IRK.
6 packets of Maxim lubricant
12 cartons of matching Maxim condoms with each carton holding 12 condoms or 144 condoms to use with the 6 packets of Maxim lubricant. Box was turned on its side so I couldn’t see the label. I thought I had dodged a bullet after pulling everything out except this box.
Purple and aqua IRK bag
Thank you meh. Appropriate IRK for the season.
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We give out free condoms at work, so jokes on you, meh. You just saved my state health department some money
I love the purple bag. I hope I get one.
Mine is supposed to arrive Monday at the end of the day. Hey @mtb002 if I get more condoms again (the last batch was given to a high schooler with his mom’s permission and I am presuming he gave some of them to friends as I can’t imagine him using 24 of them between then and May when they expire… maybe I am wrong) if it isn’t too expensive to send I’ll send my batch to you so you can donate them…
Or, thinking about it, I could leave the boxes at the high school’s school bus stop around here under the cover of darkness (at the apartment buildings would have the most kids getting on). I’d hate to have a parent catch me doing that.
@Kidsandliz
They seem to expire in September, let me know. I can’t promise they’ll go to a good home, but you know, that’s why they’re needed.
Fantastic Purple IRK Bag!
M size Anchor Tee
Infuse USB Cord
Sharper Image Massaging, Heating Shoulder Wrap
2x Deluxe Power Card (came without charge but seems to charge up pretty quickly. Claims to fully charge a phone… We shall see.
Texas Air!
/image Thanks Meh/Sidedeal
