Calling to order a meeting of the Secret-Not-So-Secret coffee club
11So, I’ve been roasting a lot lately and I have some to send. If you need more beans, I will send some to the first member who can give me two sentences that rhyme 
This is at my discretion Also, if you are not yet a member but would like to join the Secret-Not-So-Secret coffee club, the only two requirements are that you have been a member here since at least June and you must write a haiku that includes the word… Yahtzee
Just remember the two rules of the Secret-Not-So-Secret coffee club are:
- I hate going to the post office so you get it when you get it.
and
- Reciprocity is frowned upon.
Gladiators… FIGHT!
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This is a cool thing to do.
Just posting to thank you.
This club has no fee,
Nor any reason to be.
Just yell out Yahtzee!
Yah tree is what
Autocorrect thinks is right
It is wrong
@Cerridwyn okay that made me proper laugh out loud. Thank you!
Love the coffee that you make
Though rule 7 I did break.
My grandma and me
Did only this visiting
We would play Yahtzee!
(True story… I got her dice after she passed)
@mbersiam
That’s really cool!
(Though TBH my first thought was “that’s odd. She’s not going to be able to use them”. I then re-read the sentence and understood what you meant. D’oh!!)
/image face palm
I love that there is a group
That loves to make bean soup
My coffee coffer doth presently overflow,
So regretfully I must say thank you, but no!
Yahtzee that land there?
Someday it will all be yours
So said my father
Haikus are awesome
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator
VAN GOGH! MANGO! TANGO! AWESOME!
@sillyheathen
/showme chilly happy batteries
@mediocrebot
/8ball will the following thing suck?
Don’t count on it
/showme refrigerator yahtzee batteries roasting coffee beans
@mediocrebot 8ball is not always right…
My membership is probationary;
Though recently I met someone legendary;
CapnJB is local! A true luminary!
@caffeineguy I couldn’t believe it when you sent me your address and you lived five minutes away from where my daughter coaches softball
It was wonderful meeting you and having all the random conversations 
@caffeineguy Also… he is the only one who gets same day delivery
Unless you are in the DC area. 
@caffeineguy Hey! I used to have that same coffee/espresso maker. It saved me a ton of money when my teenagers got into fancy coffees. (It worked great until it didn’t anymore.
)
@caffeineguy @macromeh I hear you. I had an old Jura that I got off eBay that work for several years. You know back when eBay was worth buying something off of. And when it stopped working I bought a second one. It lasted for several years. Used it at work and it was kind of nice because it made all different sorts of coffee drinks.
@macromeh I have a few of these Saeco’s on my workbench. Often times they just need new seals and gaskets. The Saeco Primea Touch Plus was cool in that it a milk reservoir and made cappucinos (mostly a weekend thing because of the extra cleanup). Regardless, I started streaming on Twitch to fix the various projects in my project room, starting with espresso machines. twitch.tv/caffeineismydrug