I once went to a modern art museum in Fort Worth, Texas (I think). It was free, but asked for donations. I donated a couple of dollars on my way in.
The most memorable things I saw were a prison window and a sculpture like a big stick of butter.
This post brought back memories of that place and none of them good.
I remember staring longingly at my couple of dollars in that transparent acrylic box of theirs. I so wish I could get a refund and do something more meaningful with that money.
I could have made dollar bill airplanes. I could have left them as a tip. I could have just tossed them out of the train window on my way back home.
A smartphone.
Imagine the confusion when you plugged your phone into ‘another phone’ then couldn’t remember which one was the one that was the real phone. Fun all day!
@chienfou Even more fun: Grab your phone in a rush to get out the door and discover later that it’s the power bank. Grab your phone and a power bank for a camping trip to discover you accidentally grabbed two uncharged phones.
Power bank/Qi charger shaped like a daybed - where an exhausted phone can lay down for a nap and recharge. There should be many many (expensive) accessories to make the bed match your phone.
Or maybe a mini EV charging station where the power cords are USB.
@Kyeh I actually created one the other day with ChatGPT but didn’t like the way it turned out. Figured I’d try it here too. I like it but don’t know why it’s disconnected.
B.O. B.
Möbius strip
arc reactor
Tiny nuclear reactor replica.
@PooltoyWolf i’d probably pay for that
Tambourine
Hand grenade.
@chuckf1 probably go over great with TSA
@chuckf1 I got a pink one in an IRK once…
A little bed. Or little deck chair.
I once went to a modern art museum in Fort Worth, Texas (I think). It was free, but asked for donations. I donated a couple of dollars on my way in.
The most memorable things I saw were a prison window and a sculpture like a big stick of butter.
This post brought back memories of that place and none of them good.
I remember staring longingly at my couple of dollars in that transparent acrylic box of theirs. I so wish I could get a refund and do something more meaningful with that money.
I could have made dollar bill airplanes. I could have left them as a tip. I could have just tossed them out of the train window on my way back home.
The possibilities are endless!
/giphy stick of butter sculpture

An ultra realistic looking handgun replica. That would be awesome…at first.
KRULL! A SKULL! BRETT HULL! AWESOME!
Old monkey sock puppet with USB ports.
/showme Woot! Monkey
/showme Monkey with powercord for tail
A stealth Amazon shipping envelope that is really a wireless charger. Give 2 choices for paper or plastic.
I’d buy the hell out of a power bank in the shape of a batarang!
/showme the coolest batarang
Since everything is better with butter, that’s where I’m going!
A smartphone.
Imagine the confusion when you plugged your phone into ‘another phone’ then couldn’t remember which one was the one that was the real phone. Fun all day!
@chienfou Even more fun: Grab your phone in a rush to get out the door and discover later that it’s the power bank. Grab your phone and a power bank for a camping trip to discover you accidentally grabbed two uncharged phones.
A bar of chocolate.
/showme gin and tonic power bank
@cbilyak sure, avoid the margarita
@hchavers

Power bank/Qi charger shaped like a daybed - where an exhausted phone can lay down for a nap and recharge. There should be many many (expensive) accessories to make the bed match your phone.
Or maybe a mini EV charging station where the power cords are USB.
your mom. I want it big enough I can’t lose it
@hpph
well… since she’s been cremated for over a year I guess you will NEVER get your phone charged…
a power bank that looks like a phone jack with a beige twisty charge cord
@Fuzzalini An In and Out burger!
/showme Meh face power bank
/showme dog faced power bank
@tinamarie1974 It could have been a cuter dog, huh.
/showme a black and white bearded border collie power bank
@tinamarie1974 That’s better!
@Kyeh Charlie approves of this one
/showme an Austin powers shaped power bank
@ybmuG


@tinamarie1974 @ybmuG
Paging @ItalianScallion
@Kyeh @tinamarie1974 @ybmuG Put me down for a pound of these. Thick sliced, please.
@ybmuG I’ll take a half dozen of these to go along with the pound of the bacon power banks.
/showme a purple balloon dog power bank charging a cell phone
@heartny I was wondering if you were going to post one of those!
@Kyeh I actually created one the other day with ChatGPT but didn’t like the way it turned out. Figured I’d try it here too. I like it but don’t know why it’s disconnected.
@heartny It’s finished - the battery is solid green!
/showme a wonder woman shaped power bank
@mediocrebot @ybmuG this is lovely
@tinamarie1974 Pretty! I bet it would sell, too!
@Kyeh @tinamarie1974 and the cable is even gold!
@tinamarie1974 @ybmuG It’s really nice. The only change I’d make is to mold the hair closer to the body so it won’t get broken off.
@Kyeh @ybmuG agree unless they make the loop of hair a caribeaner that can attach to something