This is inaccurate. Cal King isn’t available. I’d say that drives me bananas and makes me want to throw avocados but I dislike microfiber sheets because they’re meh so it’s moot.
@sillyheathen I agree on the microfiber… but when my wife was pregnant many years ago, we got a cheap, no-name microfiber set from somewhere like TJ Maxx/home goods… one of those kind of stores.
They were awesome- best sheets ever, kinda fleecy- but oh so soft and warm without being sweaty. She especially loved them, they were moisture wicking and made sleep possible for her.
We tried several sets since then and every microfiber I’ve had since then, has been amongst the worst sheets. I know it’s possible to make good microfiber, because we got a good set once- but the vast majority of them are terrible. Although, in hindsight- I wonder if our good microfiber sheets were really something else and incorrectly packaged- at the time, we were a young couple, and had no idea what microfiber was.
@j4yx0r@spatialdrift@spiffchili but they have a privacy policy that would make any lawyer proud (and apparently no way to opt out of cookies, so screw 'em).
@Odysseus1001 Exactly. Even at 1200 thread count these sheets will still feel “meh”. You can get nice and schweddy in them since it’s not cotton, but the microfiber will wick it away to… somewhere. It’ll be a closed loop of unpleasant clamminess.
Yes! Because I’m a cotton lover I was going to get them for my DIL, then when I went to buy, NO PURPLE, not in any shade, no purple yucky microfiber sheets to be found! They pulled the old bait and switch!
Meh…
I would guess that meh may never sell 100% cotton sheets. Why? Because meh buys up stuff that doesn’t sell in conventional retail markets at prices way below original wholesale and then makes profit by selling them to customers at a deep discount below projected retail price. Cotton sheets may not ever fit the requirements that meh must have to make a profit.
Perhaps meh should throw in a loss leader sale like 100% cotton sheets in various shades of purple. It would sell out in record time and generate viral media attention for meh.
Specs
Product: DreamGuard 4-Piece Luxury Sheet Set
Model: ST000527
Condition: New
Available Colors: Aqua, Cream, Gray, Navy, Silver, White, Purple
Available Sizes:
What’s Included?
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Apr 20 - Wednesday, Apr 22
This is inaccurate. Cal King isn’t available. I’d say that drives me bananas and makes me want to throw avocados but I dislike microfiber sheets because they’re meh so it’s moot.
@sillyheathen I agree on the microfiber… but when my wife was pregnant many years ago, we got a cheap, no-name microfiber set from somewhere like TJ Maxx/home goods… one of those kind of stores.
They were awesome- best sheets ever, kinda fleecy- but oh so soft and warm without being sweaty. She especially loved them, they were moisture wicking and made sleep possible for her.
We tried several sets since then and every microfiber I’ve had since then, has been amongst the worst sheets. I know it’s possible to make good microfiber, because we got a good set once- but the vast majority of them are terrible. Although, in hindsight- I wonder if our good microfiber sheets were really something else and incorrectly packaged- at the time, we were a young couple, and had no idea what microfiber was.
PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
@mediocrebot Not really.
100% polyester aka 100% plastic. No thanks!
@neoerik At least it’s not in landfills. Yet.
@neoerik @phendrick
Just in your lungs
@neoerik Came here to say this…
Finding cotton isn’t THAT difficult, Meh. You’re even apologizing for microfiber, so why do you keep on trying to shove it on us?
@spatialdrift
You said it yourself, man. This isn’t YEAH.com
@j4yx0r @spatialdrift huh. Turns out Yeah.com is pretty meh.
@j4yx0r @spatialdrift @spiffchili but they have a privacy policy that would make any lawyer proud (and apparently no way to opt out of cookies, so screw 'em).
Note that the 1200 thread count is actually “1200 thread count feel”. Kudos to Meh for including the full description but “meh” on the product itself.
@Odysseus1001 Exactly. Even at 1200 thread count these sheets will still feel “meh”. You can get nice and schweddy in them since it’s not cotton, but the microfiber will wick it away to… somewhere. It’ll be a closed loop of unpleasant clamminess.
These are microfiber and I know they share many properties, but can we just jump straight to rubber sheets?
Asking for a friend.
@tweezak Sure. And in a rubber room too if you want!
/showme the michelin man and his all rubber bedroom
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/showme the michelin man in a straitjacket and a rubber-room
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@mediocrebot @zippyus I would be very careful around black rubber inflated chairs …
@mediocrebot @pakopako … One must imagine the Michelin Man happy.
@cfg83 and tired
100% polyester.
Might as well sleep in a trash bag. Gonna sweat the bed either way.
Do I really need microfiber to guard my dreams?
/eightball
It is certain
Drat
@hchavers The trick is to edit your post before the 5 minute edit window closes until you get your
desiredcompletely random outcome.Is that cheating?
Very doubtful
/8ball
@hchavers @narfcake Apparently dreams don’t want to be anywhere near microfiber.
When I see the word “Luxury”, I know it isn’t.
@Zott it’s like seeing a restaurant with the words delicious, fresh, tasty, or authentic.
They almost had me at purple…almost.
/showme a set of bedsheets in the color purple nurple
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@TheDagda ditto! But the pictures can’t decide which shade of purple it is.
/giphy so many purples!
@TheDagda mmhm. the navy was tempting.
well. the first “navy” one, anyway.
Back to deciding on greys and offwhites.
@TheDagda
Yes! Because I’m a cotton lover I was going to get them for my DIL, then when I went to buy, NO PURPLE, not in any shade, no purple yucky microfiber sheets to be found! They pulled the old bait and switch!
Meh…
Why does nobody sell a one-piece sheet set? Just the single bedsheet?
/showme a one sheet bedsheet set that uses origami to form two pillow cases a top sheet and a fitted sheet from one piece of fabric
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@DVDBZN
/showme a one-piece themed bed spread
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@mediocrebot some things are very awesome, and somethings are very not
PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
/showme the pope who is soft on crime but hard on polyester sheets.
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@mediocrebot @Michaelforman
… Or at least feel like it at night.
@chienfou @mediocrebot @Michaelforman Man, Pope Francis gets blamed for everything!
@chienfou @mehcuda67 @Michaelforman
The next guy up the chain of command isn’t known for taking criticism well…
@mediocrebot @Michaelforman Wow, such a pithy showme nails it!
There are people buying 5 of these?
@Pufferfishy
AirBnB?
Microfiber is lousy and even if I wanted it the little lady won’t accept it. Pass.
I would guess that meh may never sell 100% cotton sheets. Why? Because meh buys up stuff that doesn’t sell in conventional retail markets at prices way below original wholesale and then makes profit by selling them to customers at a deep discount below projected retail price. Cotton sheets may not ever fit the requirements that meh must have to make a profit.
Perhaps meh should throw in a loss leader sale like 100% cotton sheets in various shades of purple. It would sell out in record time and generate viral media attention for meh.
@accelerator years ago, that was a thing. Quality stuff in ridiculous neon pink or green would show up here or in Woot.
This is available in 7 colors of grey?
@pakopako No, 50 shades of it.
A security guard does not guard against security. A dream guard does not guard against dreams. They both protect what they guard.
/showme ghost using a pillowcase as a bong
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/showme shaggy using an annoyed spectral ghost villain as a bong in the living room of a haunted mansion, animated scooby doo style
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