This is actually a perfectly timed item. Right now Mafia: the Old Country has recently come out and all of its boss fights are knife fights, which is incredibly funny. No one pulls out a gun, instead it’s always knife time. So this box set of knives by an Italian is like accidental merch for Mafia: The Old Country.
@accelerator@craigthom@ircon96@yakkoTDI I highly recommend all the videos on the Bobby Fingers youtube channel. I would start at his oldest and work your way forward in time. Absolutely stellar stuff. I also watch Adam’s channel, so it was quite interesting to see the collaboration. I’m serious about the Bobby Fingers channel, though. Really good stuff.
@craigthom@Doooood@ircon96@yakkoTDI I checked some Bobbie Fingers videos and shorts. Pretty dog-gone awesome! He may have jumped the shark though when he compared himself to God. “ I make beautiful things, then see them buried. A bit like God.”
all those little dents in the knives increase the air resistance when you cut things, which makes it take more time, and increases the amount of time you spend cutting instead of enjoying life. you’ll spend an extra fortnight of your life cutting steaks if you use knives like these. this is why these knives ended up on meh.
@omally@phendrick@troy That was just serendipity. [Sorry, couldn’t resist! But seriously, it’s not your fault that you didn’t see your first attempt post; the site slowed WAY down, seemingly all of a sudden, i think around 5am.]
Speaking of AI, that’s Grosse Pointe Blank, isn’t it? An oldie but a goody. Also, i forgot to ask if the one for the LifeStraw bottles was “Wild” – i couldn’t tell for sure because the bot’s rendering looked nothing like Reese Witherspoon!
Oops, never mind my second question, i just went in to catch up on the comments i missed & confirmed it was “Wild.” Maybe Reese is one of those people that can’t be captured, like whenever someone tried to draw/paint Princess Diana. Weird.
@ircon96 Right on both points! I’ve never seen Wild. Not sure I’d heard of it even. But also, that didn’t look much like Reese Witherspoon. This John Cousack portrayal was much more recognizable.
I couldn’t resist the sophisticated look of these knives. I hope my son likes them. Luckily he’s buffed up in case he meets a lot of resistance cutting steaks with these knives.
Specs
Product: Fabio Viviani 8-Piece Forged Steak Knife Set
Model: K89652000000
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Sep 8 - Wednesday, Sep 10
This is actually a perfectly timed item. Right now Mafia: the Old Country has recently come out and all of its boss fights are knife fights, which is incredibly funny. No one pulls out a gun, instead it’s always knife time. So this box set of knives by an Italian is like accidental merch for Mafia: The Old Country.
Ok. Giving props to the Voltaggio!!
Not the type of fixed blade stabbers I am looking for.
I would like to replace our frankenset knives, but they still cut stuff just fine. It’s an unnecessary $20 cosmetic want, not a need.
@goldnectar You’ll just have to host a swanky dinner party to justify the expense. What should i bring?
@goldnectar While I admire your firm discipline regarding the acquisition of not needed items (stuff), why are you even looking at this site?
@goldnectar @rustyh3 I ask myself that question every night, right around midnight.
/image Fabio

@craigthom
@craigthom @ircon96
@craigthom @ircon96 @yakkoTDI Thanks for the bird to the face video. I loved it!
@accelerator @craigthom @ircon96 @yakkoTDI I highly recommend all the videos on the Bobby Fingers youtube channel. I would start at his oldest and work your way forward in time. Absolutely stellar stuff. I also watch Adam’s channel, so it was quite interesting to see the collaboration. I’m serious about the Bobby Fingers channel, though. Really good stuff.
@craigthom @Doooood @ircon96 @yakkoTDI I checked some Bobbie Fingers videos and shorts. Pretty dog-gone awesome! He may have jumped the shark though when he compared himself to God. “ I make beautiful things, then see them buried. A bit like God.”
VAN MURALS! GROUND SQUIRRELS! SPIT CURLS! AWESOME!
Forged knives? Forgery not still a crime? Hardly seems worth the risk for a 20 buck product.
@phendrick Yes, and they say Fabio is very litigious; he doesn’t take kindly to trademark infringement.
@ircon96 i knew he was multi-talented (?) but didn’t know he was also into cutlery/armament.
This seems like a sharpish deal. I’ll take a stab at it.
/buy
@jwoody27 It worked! Your order number is: dangerous-doleful-seal
/showme dangerous doleful seal
all those little dents in the knives increase the air resistance when you cut things, which makes it take more time, and increases the amount of time you spend cutting instead of enjoying life. you’ll spend an extra fortnight of your life cutting steaks if you use knives like these. this is why these knives ended up on meh.
@omally They actually decrease the air resistance – same reason a golf ball has dimples!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_lXZ8Dj2V0I
@omally @troy gotta go full-on with the speed holes:
@omally @troy I thought golf balls had dimples to make them look cuter.
@omally @troy I thought golf balls had dimples so they’d look cuter.
@omally @phendrick @troy That was just serendipity.
@omally @phendrick @troy That was just serendipity. [Sorry, couldn’t resist!
But seriously, it’s not your fault that you didn’t see your first attempt post; the site slowed WAY down, seemingly all of a sudden, i think around 5am.]
@omally @troy <yeah, seemed wonky on both ends>
@ircon96 @omally @phendrick @troy The Serendipity I knew had cute dimples if you were lucky enough to get to see them…
@ergomeh @ircon96 @omally @troy And where exactly, pray tell, were Serendipity’s fetching dimples located?
serrated edge = not a knife
/image crocodile Dundee that’s not a knife

AI garbage?
/image ai garbage

Speaking of AI, that’s Grosse Pointe Blank, isn’t it? An oldie but a goody. Also, i forgot to ask if the one for the LifeStraw bottles was “Wild” – i couldn’t tell for sure because the bot’s rendering looked nothing like Reese Witherspoon!
Oops, never mind my second question, i just went in to catch up on the comments i missed & confirmed it was “Wild.” Maybe Reese is one of those people that can’t be captured, like whenever someone tried to draw/paint Princess Diana. Weird.
@ircon96 Right on both points! I’ve never seen Wild. Not sure I’d heard of it even. But also, that didn’t look much like Reese Witherspoon. This John Cousack portrayal was much more recognizable.
@ircon96 I too was thinking Grosse Pointe Blank. I’ve never seen the movie wild but just looking at IMDb, I dunno how it could be from that
/image second prize is a set of steak knives

@shadestalker Oh that’s a great movie reference.
@dave @shadestalker great movie full-stop.
“Well, THAT was easy.” /smirks
Agree: Swedish Chef
I just want the rice crisper mentioned…
/showme a marbled noticeable zoo
I love Fabio Viviani so I may buy these. Top Chef season 5 is the GOAT Top Chef season without a doubt!
I couldn’t resist the sophisticated look of these knives. I hope my son likes them. Luckily he’s buffed up in case he meets a lot of resistance cutting steaks with these knives.
buy it now