As long as needed for the reason I am washing them.
@mycya4me I came here to say essentially the same thing.
@werehatrack and so you did!
@mycya4me And hand sanitizer in between actual hand washing as needed. As an ER nurse hand sanitizer is your best friend!
@chienfou Yikes - maybe you need to get out more.
@macromeh
/showme my unclean hands
@mediocrebot I don’t have 11 fingers though.
And then realize there is nothing to dry them with. So I keep washing or shake them dry.
@Mehlachi You have no pants?
@brainmist I’d rather have dry pants coming out of the bathroom.
@Mehlachi Ummmmmmmmmm… don’t wipe them on your crotch area?
@brainmist @Mehlachi why have Pants!
In the sink, usually.
As long as needed wherever I am in whatever circumstance I find myself.
Usually wash for at least 2*10^7 nanoseconds at least two score times each complete terrestrial rotation. Or as needed. With soapy water and/or watery soap.
Too often. And way too hot. Which is probably why they’re always cracking.
@jnicholson0619 Amen, commenter!
@jnicholson0619 @Mehlachi Same!
@jnicholson0619 that’s the reason they invented Neutrogena!
One of my many reasons for shifting my career track was the recognition of how damaging it was to have to wash my hands as often as needed.
@brainmist Yeah, the hitman life is tough.
@Mehlachi Pfft, if you’re doing it right, your hands are always clean.
@brainmist @Mehlachi
Yeah, the hitman life is tough.
Pfft, if you’re doing it right, your hands are always clean.
Come to think of it, that could explain the username! Maybe I could whisper you a couple of gigs… how are your rates?
@brainmist @chienfou @Mehlachi
Especially if your hit is a hooker and you know someone with a removal service.
@brainmist @chienfou Well my rates are generally higher in election years, so keep that in mind.
/showme a monster with 12 arms washing its hands
Ummm, what’s the missing hand doing, @mediocrebot?
@haydesigner You may want to count again; there are 12 hands.
@haydesigner @Mehlachi That washed hand is weirdly inconspicuous, despite receiving all the attention.
@haydesigner @Mehlachi but 5 on one side & 6 on the other.
@mycya4me 7
@haydesigner “Monster” may be a bit harsh for one so meticulous with hygiene.
@chienfou You are Correct… I was Wrong! & 5 on the other side!
As long as needed for the reason I am washing them.
@mycya4me I came here to say essentially the same thing.
@werehatrack and so you did!
@mycya4me
And hand sanitizer in between actual hand washing as needed. As an ER nurse hand sanitizer is your best friend!
@chienfou Yikes - maybe you need to get out more.
@macromeh
@mycya4me I came here to say essentially the same thing.
/showme my unclean hands
@mediocrebot I don’t have 11 fingers though.
And then realize there is nothing to dry them with. So I keep washing or shake them dry.
@Mehlachi You have no pants?
@brainmist I’d rather have dry pants coming out of the bathroom.
@Mehlachi Ummmmmmmmmm… don’t wipe them on your crotch area?
@brainmist @Mehlachi why have Pants!
In the sink, usually.
As long as needed wherever I am in whatever circumstance I find myself.
Usually wash for at least 2*10^7 nanoseconds at least two score times each complete terrestrial rotation. Or as needed. With soapy water and/or watery soap.
Too often. And way too hot. Which is probably why they’re always cracking.
@jnicholson0619 Amen, commenter!
@jnicholson0619 @Mehlachi Same!
@jnicholson0619 that’s the reason they invented Neutrogena!
One of my many reasons for shifting my career track was the recognition of how damaging it was to have to wash my hands as often as needed.
@brainmist Yeah, the hitman life is tough.
@Mehlachi Pfft, if you’re doing it right, your hands are always clean.
@brainmist @Mehlachi
Come to think of it, that could explain the username!
Maybe I could whisper you a couple of gigs… how are your rates?
@brainmist @chienfou @Mehlachi
Especially if your hit is a hooker and you know someone with a removal service.
@brainmist @chienfou Well my rates are generally higher in election years, so keep that in mind.
/showme a monster with 12 arms washing its hands
Ummm, what’s the missing hand doing, @mediocrebot?
@haydesigner You may want to count again; there are 12 hands.
@haydesigner @Mehlachi That washed hand is weirdly inconspicuous, despite receiving all the attention.
@haydesigner @Mehlachi but 5 on one side & 6 on the other.
@mycya4me
7
@haydesigner “Monster” may be a bit harsh for one so meticulous with hygiene.
@chienfou You are Correct… I was Wrong! & 5 on the other side!