July 8/9 12th Birthday IRK reveal

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Anniversaries are for adults, like wedding anniversary. Birthdays are for kids as in baby’s first birthday. This is IRK’s 12th birthday. I almost put 12th anniversary in the title.

These two months have got be the true trifecta of IRKs
June 17 meh-rathon
Title of topic: June 17 IRK reveal
First post June 19, 2026

June 26 meh-rathon
Title of topic: July IRK reveal thread
First post July 3, 2026

July 8-9 birthday meh-ration
Title of topic: July 8/9 12th Birthday IRK reveal
First post July 11, 2026

I hope I didn’t steal someone’s thunder if they were the first reveal for the birthday meh-rathon but posted to another thread.

This was a $30 IRK
Tracker pixel - 5 pack
“Lost your keys again?” It says on the box.
Solution looking for a problem. No, I haven’t lost my keys. They’re on a key ring with my Tile.

Box of Demora 24K Gold Eye Mask - box of 30 pairs. To go with the other 200 I have. I actually use them and pretty soon, I’ll have a year’s supply.
Gee, value of the gold alone in this box has got to be worth more than this $30 IRK.

Nomodo furry portable speaker. A definite attention getter when I walk around with this. Not.

romp - all purpose grooming wipes for dogs + cats, soothing green tea. 4 pack. I volunteer at the pantry across the street. It’s connected with the church. On pantry day, they hand out bags of groceries. In a small section they give out toiletries and in another section they give out pet supplies and food. I’ll make sure they know these are pet wipes and not dude wipes. I don’t want these to end up with the human toiletries.

Orange and white IRK bag

Thank you meh and Happy Birthday. This IRK was pretty meh but I’m looking forward to the next meh-rathon. I don’t know why.
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