Product: LifeStraw Go 24oz Stainless Steel Insulated Water Filter Bottle
Model: LSGOSSBL01
Condition: New
Perfect for camping, hiking, travel, outdoor adventures, and everyday use
The double-wall vacuum insulation keeps beverages cold for hours
The membrane microfilter removes 99.999999% of bacteria (including E. coli and Salmonella) and 99.999% of parasites (including Giardia and Cryptosporidium)
It also filters out 99.999% of microplastics, silt, sand, and cloudiness for cleaner water
The activated carbon filter reduces chlorine, organic chemicals, and odors for better-tasting water
The durable 0.2-micron membrane microfilter lasts up to 1,000 gallons (4,000 liters)
The activated carbon filter lasts up to 26 gallons (100 liters) with proper maintenance
It improves taste and helps reduce single-use plastic bottle waste
Meets U.S. EPA and NSF/ANSI drinking water protocols for safety and performance
Certified to meet U.S. EPA and NSF P231 standards for bacteria and parasite removal
/showme sweating anthropomorphic steel insulated water bottle on a hot sunny day in the desert sipping something through a straw from a hiker shaped container in arches national park, style of a 1950s national park service poster
@therealjrn sadly, within moments of this photograph, the lifestraw model was taken by an unusually large Alligator. The gator took him by the face and pulled him into the depths; he was never to be seen again. Luckily, the lifestraw was found later and upon testing was found to perform as designed.
I’d packed it empty, thus relieving its potential heft, but just as I thought I would succumb to Thirst’s fangs and reverse course home, I saw a burbling stream. Filling the LifeStraw Bottle, I was able to drink freely at last, and without bacterial concerns
As we continue the long, slow, painful process of the write-ups, once clever parodies, converging with the J Peterman catalog.
@therealjrn Or… and stick with me here… did you just whoosh? IS THE PITCH BECOMING SO PARODIC TO BE INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE ACTUAL J. PETERMAN CATALOG?!!?!
@themeatbridge charcoal filters: when you can taste the water again. The membrane filters: when it feels like you’re trying to drink a Wendy’s frosty through a straw.
I got this last time for emergencies. There was an ice storm and the local main water line burst. However, they fixed it within hours before I got a chance to filter my bath tub stash water through it. I am PO’d, who do I talk to about a refund? edit-through is not spelled like a baseball term
So, the filter lasts for up to 1,000 gallons but the carbon filter only lasts up to 26 gallons, but it’s all one part. And the manufacturer has discontinued these. So it’s good for up to 26 gallons?
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$59.95 at Walmart
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Wednesday, Mar 11 - Friday, Mar 13
This deal sucks!
That last 0.001% of parasites though? Don’t worry about those guys.
@brennyn That’s Bill, he’s a good parasite.
What an amazing way to make cheap water expensive and not have the option to do without the filtering when it’s not needed!
Uh, yeah, I’m going to pass. (OTOH, people who live in Jackson, MS might affirmatively want several of these,)
/showme sweating anthropomorphic steel insulated water bottle on a hot sunny day in the desert sipping something through a straw from a hiker shaped container in arches national park, style of a 1950s national park service poster
@zippyus Here’s the image you requested for “sweating anthropomorphic steel insulated water bottle on a hot sunny day in the desert sipping so…”
/showme the old guy with his life hanging by a
threadstraw@phendrick Here’s the image you requested for “the old guy with his life hanging by a
threadstraw”@mediocrebot @phendrick And that’s an expanding straw.
I miss this guy, I wonder what happened to him?
@therealjrn Some say he’s still chugging out of that river to this day.
@brennyn @therealjrn like some weird Paul Bunyanesque legend, he’s the only thing keeping us from a catastrophic flood. Don’t distract him.
@therealjrn sadly, within moments of this photograph, the lifestraw model was taken by an unusually large Alligator. The gator took him by the face and pulled him into the depths; he was never to be seen again. Luckily, the lifestraw was found later and upon testing was found to perform as designed.
@brennyn @therealjrn I heard he takes the first couple weeks of March off and goes to Vegas.
/showme carefree lawyer on their lunch break at a park “hydrating” from the straw of a steel water flask bong,
@zippyus Here’s the image you requested for “carefree lawyer on their lunch break at a park hydrating from the straw of a steel water flask bong,”
@mediocrebot @zippyus Hilarious!
What does it weigh?
@marylynne7
Walmart site says it weighs 1.35 lb. That may be either the shipping weight or the actual weight of the product. It doesn’t specify.
Looks like replacement filters run around $21. So this buy with the bottle is around the same price as the filter alone. hmmmm…
@marylynne7 1.34lbs I what I’m seeing on our side, though that’s usually our shipped weight.
Remember when meh was a deal?
As we continue the long, slow, painful process of the write-ups, once clever parodies, converging with the J Peterman catalog.
/image Elaine j peterman
Oh boy, whoosh goes @stinks
@therealjrn Or… and stick with me here… did you just whoosh? IS THE PITCH BECOMING SO PARODIC TO BE INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE ACTUAL J. PETERMAN CATALOG?!!?!
/image 8-ball signs point to yes
@therealjrn aka I should’ve added
I guess. /shrug I DIDN’T PROMISE TO BE HILARIOUS.
I don’t want a bottle of dirty water, I want a bottle of CLEAN water.
Failing that, a steel bottle that can boil water.
How do you know when it’s time to replace the filter? Am I supposed to keep track of how many times I fill it up? Like a peasant?
@themeatbridge charcoal filters: when you can taste the water again. The membrane filters: when it feels like you’re trying to drink a Wendy’s frosty through a straw.
I got this last time for emergencies. There was an ice storm and the local main water line burst. However, they fixed it within hours before I got a chance to filter my bath tub stash water through it. I am PO’d, who do I talk to about a refund? edit-through is not spelled like a baseball term
So, the filter lasts for up to 1,000 gallons but the carbon filter only lasts up to 26 gallons, but it’s all one part. And the manufacturer has discontinued these. So it’s good for up to 26 gallons?
@IAMIS Charcoal just makes it taste better. The filter makes it safer. 26G of good tasting water, then 974G of bad tasting, but safe water afterward.
Nice.