@dahobbs9@elilevesque@Kyeh At this price, it’s almost certainly thin gold electroplate (possibly just barely thicker than the infamous “gold flashed”) that will wear through in moderate usage pretty quickly. I had a smaller such set given to me years ago. The third time I wiped down the shaker, it started to get bald spots. These might have a thicker layer, since they look like they aren’t all the way down to the “promotional giftware quality” standard (which mine was), but who knows?
@blaineg You want real AI garbage, answer the next six calls you get from unfamiliar numbers. They’ve even started including simulated background noise to make it seem like the AI on the other end isn’t just a chatbot.
Oh, wait, the folks at Just Rolled In have started using “Bluetooth” as a synonym for “disconnected/broken/missing”. A Bluetooth balljoint is past merely sloppy and actually separated, etc. So a Bluetooth knife wouldn’t have an actual blade, it would just be the handle.
I was so excited, because I plan to give my 21-year-old nibling a bartending set for their birthday … but they are so adamantly (and rightly) anti-TFG that I think if I showed up with a gold one I’d get banned from all future birthdays.
Specs
Product: Mixology 23-Piece Gold Bartender Set
Model: B08MFGKFWK
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
Was $45 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Jul 21 - Wednesday, Jul 23
Only a couple minutes late tonight @mediocrebot.
@yakkoTDI performance improvement plan
It’s gold;
Does it say Trump anywhere?
@rjquillin It’ll be interesting to see how that association impacts style choices.
It’s not a shitter, so Donny wouldn’t do it.
It says it’s gold but then in the description it says it’s stainless steel. Make up your mind!
@elilevesque I’m the most confused I’ve been all day about this…and that’s saying A LOT.
@elilevesque I changed it to say “stainless gold,” whatever the hell that is.
@troy thanks for that! Nothing worse than lending your gold to someone and getting it back with stains!
@elilevesque it’s Cheap stainless steel that looks like gold
@dahobbs9 @elilevesque Reviews on Amazon say that it doesn’t stay gold.
@dahobbs9 @elilevesque @Kyeh At this price, it’s almost certainly thin gold electroplate (possibly just barely thicker than the infamous “gold flashed”) that will wear through in moderate usage pretty quickly. I had a smaller such set given to me years ago. The third time I wiped down the shaker, it started to get bald spots. These might have a thicker layer, since they look like they aren’t all the way down to the “promotional giftware quality” standard (which mine was), but who knows?
That is one of the tackiest things I’ve ever seen… and I’ve been coming to meh for over a decade and woot before that.
@OnionSoup You say tacky like it’s a bad thing.
@OnionSoup I believe the 2-sided Alien tape was tackier…
@OnionSoup it’s really something that fell out of the 60’s and 70’s
@OnionSoup I came here to say “vulgar”, so yeah.
@OnionSoup tacky is the exact description I was gonna use when I saw the image. I’d still buy it if I didn’t already have cocktail stuff tho
“AI” Garbage.
@DrunkCat Genius. Pure genius. How does your writing keep being so creative? They must be rushing back to be in your embrace right now.
Chat is this real?
@DrunkCat
/showme AI Garage
@yakkoTDI lol okay mr. “incorrect fact”. bot some more
/showme AI Garage
/showme /showme AI Garbage
@blaineg You want real AI garbage, answer the next six calls you get from unfamiliar numbers. They’ve even started including simulated background noise to make it seem like the AI on the other end isn’t just a chatbot.
“A slot for every tool”
Yes, I’ve been in those bars, back in the day. The guys were the tools and the gals brought the slots.
We can end the margarita bit?!! WOOHOO!!!
/image you likea the juice
@stinks Shhh, the margarita bit is entertaining.
@stinks bite your tongue
@jouest “Can it make a margarita? No, but it’s Georgia red!”
Ugh. I think we’ve gotten all the mileage we can out of this one. It’s been an impressively long run.
Bluetooth speakers and knives, now that’s comedy.
/image slappy squirrel now that’s comedy
@jouest @stinks We need Bluetooth knives.
Oh, wait, the folks at Just Rolled In have started using “Bluetooth” as a synonym for “disconnected/broken/missing”. A Bluetooth balljoint is past merely sloppy and actually separated, etc. So a Bluetooth knife wouldn’t have an actual blade, it would just be the handle.
On one hand, the gambling gamer in me says “gold ultra plus!”
On the other hand, the scientist in me asks “will this flake under all the alcohol and ice”?
@pakopako you should use goldschlager in it!
@pakopako Evidently yes (it will flake, according to Amazon reviews.)
@pakopako Think really hard about why it is appearing here on Meh… (respectfully said)
@rustyh3 yeah that tracks
Goldschlager for everybody!
Chug~a~lug Chug~a~lug
I recently bought the bartender kit where everything was in the shaker, this is a much nicer kiter This really sUx
I don’t remember what it cost me, I’ll have to look that up
I was so excited, because I plan to give my 21-year-old nibling a bartending set for their birthday … but they are so adamantly (and rightly) anti-TFG that I think if I showed up with a gold one I’d get banned from all future birthdays.
@kostia we gotta take gold back from TFG… or, literally, the terrorists win.
@kostia Isn’t it now TCG?
That is the nicest enema kit I’ve ever seen. And mom’s birthday is right around the corner.
Today is not a good day to be able to read.
/showme me clawing my eyes out in a horrific way
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You’re telling me, awesome @mediocrebot
PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
What does this say about me that the first thing I thought seeing this set was that it would be a great “steampunk” prop?
Mar-A-Lago cosplay.
Needs more bling.
@blaineg You could glue on some fake crystals.
settle a debate…do you party or partay?
@MoreMehThanU Neither.
@MoreMehThanU Not anymore.