I personally believe that there is at least one kind of appropriate Margarita for each holiday and season. If I can get a grant, I will run a proper study and report the results.
Not too encouraging that all 20 reviews were collected as part of a promotion [a.k.a. FREE!!] from Spreetail, LLC which is a company that helps promote ecommerce sites. Not a single review from someone who actually bought one!!
Specs
Product: National Tree Company 7.5’ Balsam Tree with 600 Dual LED Lights
Model: HGTVB13-D05-75
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
Reviews at Walmart
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Oct 29 - Monday, Nov 2
I personally believe that there is at least one kind of appropriate Margarita for each holiday and season. If I can get a grant, I will run a proper study and report the results.
Are these trees housecat-tested and approved?
@werehatrack More likely house cat tested and Funniest Home Videos approved.
My cats would have this tree destroyed so fast. It wouldn’t stand a chance. My two 18 pound males would try to climb it and it would be OVER.
@kjady
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@kjady @phendrick that looks about right although if the tree is less narrow they can climb the inside and hang out on the branches.
Not too encouraging that all 20 reviews were collected as part of a promotion [a.k.a. FREE!!] from Spreetail, LLC which is a company that helps promote ecommerce sites. Not a single review from someone who actually bought one!!
“This isn’t one of those trees that drops all their needles is it?”
“Nah, that’s them balsams.”
@tweezak Some balsams are more responsible

Not a lightweight actor.
/showme dasher and dancer using a christmas tree bong, style of rankin bass stop motion christmas tv special.
@zippyus Here’s the image you requested for “dasher and dancer using a christmas tree bong, style of rankin bass stop motion christmas tv spec…”
600 lights for a 7.5 ft tree is low.