@ergomeh
/showme a realistic image of giant pieces of candy corn melted into a blob that is illuminated inside with 140 cool white, orange, and warm white LED lights that produce a bright, eye-catching glow.
Do you like the AI lighted-from-within melted blob (assuming for the moment that it’s an actual real product)
…
than an actual blob of real melted together candy corn?
Or has your existence to date been blessedly free of experiencing the latter joyous moment in person?
@accelerator@ergomeh@MrGoodGuy@f00l I like the lighted-from-inside melted blob decoration better than either the things for sale OR a melted blob of real candy corn. It would be a funny decoration to have!
Thirty eight minutes in and zero sold. Is that a record of some sort here?
At what point will customers be paid to take these? Or will they just be IRK fodder?
@phendrick lnterestgingly enough, the Wayfair site had TWO whole reviews for these, so probably didn’t sell many either. No reviews on the tree site.
Actually there were some decorations I thought were decent on the National Tree Company site, except that they were about 1/6 the scale I would like. A 10 inch skeleton on a table top is kinda meh. But the same one at 5 feet tall in the yard would be attention-getting. I especially like the meditating skeleton and the wedding couple skeletons.
Anyone here creative enough to DYI might get some ideas to steal emulate from there.
I am actually fairly old…69 soon (& looking forward to the crude jokes!) but when I see three lighted, kind of very simple looking candy corn yard decorations on one of my favorite big sale sites for $60., I feel REALLY OLD!
Specs
Product: National Tree Company Tinsel Candy Corn Cones
Model: DF-22140003L-1
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
Was $194.99 at Wayfair
Was $117.99 at National Tree Company
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Sep 17 - Monday, Sep 21
Where’s the inflatable dragon option? That’s the best thing in that photo!
@sillyheathen they looked kinda lame anyway, but the dragon does really seal it.
@sillyheathen Exactly what I thought!
The dragon is cool.
Inflatable Candy Corn for $60? Not even $6, imo.
@nhendley these aren’t inflatable – they are wire framed
So even more of a nuisance to store?
Do they at least nest?
At least the candy corn is back, in a way
The only candy corn I want is the kind I can eat.
Maybe it’ll come back someday.
Will they arrive melted together into a blob?
@ergomeh
/showme a realistic image of giant pieces of candy corn melted into a blob that is illuminated inside with 140 cool white, orange, and warm white LED lights that produce a bright, eye-catching glow.
@MrGoodGuy Here’s the image you requested for “a realistic image of giant pieces of candy corn melted into a blob that is illuminated inside wit…”
@ergomeh @MrGoodGuy I like the lighted melted blob better than the actual product offering. IRK buyers prepare for the worst.
@accelerator @ergomeh @MrGoodGuy
Do you like the AI lighted-from-within melted blob (assuming for the moment that it’s an actual real product)
…
than an actual blob of real melted together candy corn?
Or has your existence to date been blessedly free of experiencing the latter joyous moment in person?
@accelerator @ergomeh @MrGoodGuy @f00l I like the lighted-from-inside melted blob decoration better than either the things for sale OR a melted blob of real candy corn. It would be a funny decoration to have!
I love how they’re just the Christmas tree model with different cloth. I think they’d look better if 1 or 2 were laying down.
There is no such thing as a “holiday tree.” Use the real word.
@user43397771
Why? Because some potential customer ordered the product title writer to?
@user43397771 in this case though they aren’t Christmas trees, they are Halloween trees, which isn’t exactly a thing.
Pricey fuckers, these trees are.
Hammer not included.
@werehatrack
What about Schlemmacher?
This is a bit delusional in this economy for something can be constructed for less than $20 for all three in dollar store supplies.
@ardycake
These days, delusion is kinda “a thing”.
Thirty eight minutes in and zero sold. Is that a record of some sort here?
At what point will customers be paid to take these? Or will they just be IRK fodder?
@phendrick Tinsel Tree Drop?
@phendrick
Hello, my lovely next IRK!
@werehatrack Only if they came filled with actual candy corn (melted or not).
@phendrick lnterestgingly enough, the Wayfair site had TWO whole reviews for these, so probably didn’t sell many either. No reviews on the tree site.
Actually there were some decorations I thought were decent on the National Tree Company site, except that they were about 1/6 the scale I would like. A 10 inch skeleton on a table top is kinda meh. But the same one at 5 feet tall in the yard would be attention-getting. I especially like the meditating skeleton and the wedding couple skeletons.
Anyone here creative enough to DYI might get some ideas to
stealemulate from there.@phendrick Sheeeeesh! Their prices are delusional!
The original prices for these candy corn trees shows “$117.99
$309.99”Hm. I need to decide which inflatables I will put out front for Halloween this year.
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I am actually fairly old…69 soon (& looking forward to the crude jokes!) but when I see three lighted, kind of very simple looking candy corn yard decorations on one of my favorite big sale sites for $60., I feel REALLY OLD!