@phendrick yes, cookies should be like pemican. Made with beef tallow and mechanically separated meat. Nothing that comes out of the ground should be trusted.
The last time around, the only two post-purchase reviews I could find for these did not characterize them as being something likely to be purchased twice.
This information is provided in the spirit of excessive disclosure. Ordering snackish things around here is a really mixed bag; the Frooze Balls and most of the Kind bars were good, the Frookits were very good, and I rather liked the gummies. But there have been some duds, too, and opinions differ about all of this, so take it with a box of salt. (And then head for the ER, because that much salt is Really Bad For You.) (These cookies are probably less bad for you.)
Based on what I could find in the Amazon reviews, the birthday cake ones seem like a terrible idea, brownies might be decent, and the cookies didn’t have reviews. Their chocolate chip blondies had reviews that were middling, but that seems to be a different product.
Also, one reviewer pointed out there are actually five servings per pouch, so 500 calories and 25+ g of fat.
Specs
Product: Pick-Your-12-Pack: Rule Breaker Vegan & Gluten-Free Cookies
Model: CHOCBROW6PK_081826, CHOCCHIP6PK_071626, BIRTCAKE6PK_071426
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$59.96 (for 12) at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, May 7 - Monday, May 11
Thank you for offering vegan-free cookies.
I really have no use for vegans in my cookies.
@phendrick yes, cookies should be like pemican. Made with beef tallow and mechanically separated meat. Nothing that comes out of the ground should be trusted.
@fuzzmanmatt @phendrick Maple-flavored sausage patties are just meat cookies, after all.
Is the rule “eat delicious cookies?”
The last time around, the only two post-purchase reviews I could find for these did not characterize them as being something likely to be purchased twice.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/pick-your-12-pack-rule-breaker-plant-based-gluten-free-snack-bites#652dd81d1bad5e20102ffc9d
https://meh.com/forum/topics/pick-your-12-pack-rule-breaker-plant-based-gluten-free-snack-bites#6537b5521bad5e20104ab040
This information is provided in the spirit of excessive disclosure. Ordering snackish things around here is a really mixed bag; the Frooze Balls and most of the Kind bars were good, the Frookits were very good, and I rather liked the gummies. But there have been some duds, too, and opinions differ about all of this, so take it with a box of salt. (And then head for the ER, because that much salt is Really Bad For You.) (These cookies are probably less bad for you.)
I’m thinking these will take the longevity record from the Skinny Dipped pumpkin spiced almonds.
Based on what I could find in the Amazon reviews, the birthday cake ones seem like a terrible idea, brownies might be decent, and the cookies didn’t have reviews. Their chocolate chip blondies had reviews that were middling, but that seems to be a different product.
Also, one reviewer pointed out there are actually five servings per pouch, so 500 calories and 25+ g of fat.
4 ounce bag, five servings per bag? That feels intentionally misleading.
I still have a fistful of TrackRs from an IRK I need to do…something with?
Keep em up tomorrow and I’ll buy, but I don’t think anybody’s supposed to shop or work today right