Where is the testimonial from The Man?
/showme Noah washing down the deck of the Ark with a 100 foot expanding white pocket hose with mated pairs of different animals watching with approval
@mediocrebot
The zebras must be miniatures.
Ok, if it’s good enough for him, it’s good enough for me. But make sure to include the bonus sprayer for me.
/buy
Specs
Product: Pocket Hose 100-Foot Marine Garden Hose with Sprayer
Model: 17617-6
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$99.99 at Home Depot
$99.99 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Apr 27 - Wednesday, Apr 29
Yacht rock out with your yacht pocket hose out! (“In this economy?!”)
@mehvid1 haha this was gonna be my exact reply
@dpease
“Can it make a margarita: It could spray a margarita”

@alacrity
/giphy spray a margarita

‘Marine’ specifically means a saltwater environment. I wonder how well this hose will hold up on an offshore sportfishing boat, for example.
Where is the testimonial from The Man?
/showme Noah washing down the deck of the Ark with a 100 foot expanding white pocket hose with mated pairs of different animals watching with approval
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@mediocrebot
The zebras must be miniatures.
Ok, if it’s good enough for him, it’s good enough for me. But make sure to include the bonus sprayer for me.
/buy
@mediocrebot
/showme barbarous-holy-clam
@phendrick Here’s the image you requested for “barbarous-holy-clam”
@mediocrebot Holy
crapclam, Batman!/showme boaty mcboatface using a white garden hose with a blue nozzle as a bong, style of gta: vice city
@zippyus Here’s the image you requested for “boaty mcboatface using a white garden hose with a blue nozzle as a bong, style of gta: vice city”
/showme a marine garden
@KNmeh7 Here’s the image you requested for “a marine garden”
I will be holding out for the Space Force version myself, thanks!
@umbrellacorp good idea.