Product: Shine Well Cordless Hand Massager with Heat & Compression
Model: SW-087H
Condition: New
Relieve arthritis, carpal tunnel pain, and muscle fatigue with rhythmic kneading that improves circulation, perfect for musicians, typists, athletes, and hardworking hands
Choose from 3 massage modes, 3 intensity levels, and enjoy a soft inner cushion with a 20-minute auto-off timer for maximum comfort
Two adjustable heat levels (93–109°F) provide deep relief for tired hands, reducing stiffness, warming cold fingers, and promoting relaxation
Enjoy cordless convenience with a long-lasting battery, and a carry bag for easy travel
Temperature Range
93–109°F
Heat Levels
2
Massage Modes
Vitality Mode, Smoothing Mode, Relaxing Mode
Run-Time
3-5 Hours (When Fully Charged)
Dimensions
8 x 7 x 3.9 Inches
Charging Type
Type-C
Disclaimer: Not recommended for individuals with heart disease, a pacemaker, and/or defibrillator.
@Perfect_ I smell a Dune sequel. In it, you resist your animal instincts in a rite of passage test and we evaluate your humanity while your mind wanders over that of the reverend mother. Put anything other than your hand in the box and you fail the test.
@heartny This is a classic rite of passage test that evaluates a subject’s humanity by comparing their awareness to their animal instincts.its simple really, put your hand in the box. If you remove it, you die.
[Salim Abu Aziz reveals a nuclear weapon]
Salim Abu Aziz: Do you know what this is?
Harry: I know what this is…
[Salim smiles]
Harry: This is an espresso machine.
[Salim frowns]
Harry: No, no wait. It’s a snow cone maker.
[Salim approaches Harry]
Harry: Is it a water heater?
@phendrick That’s exactly what i thought, like it was a half-coated factory second or something. That must be similar to a Rorschach test for those of us “of a certain age.”
You know when you were a kid and you shook hands and tried to see who could squeeze harder and one of you tried to make the other kid’s knuckles rub together? No? Well, if you buy this you can find out what that feels like.
Or at least that was my experience with the one they sold in August.
I do pottery and write by hand a lot. Even if this isn’t perfect, it’s probably going to make my hands feel a little better
/image lolling-nefarious-lobster
@IndifferentDude That there appears to be this Snailax massager which has dots on the inside, which the one for sale today does not.
There are no other photos I can find of hands that have used this particular mold/model (like this one or this one). So who knows what they’ll look like!
@troy I cancelled the orders. You still shipped me two boxes. I refused. USPS picked them up and shipped them back. Where is MY refund for to orders??? NOW this AM my bank says you charged me 5.99 for something? WTH ??
@GmaMort I would recommend writing into support if you have not already and they can assist you with a refund. The $5.99 is our monthly membership charge which is an option you selected upon checkout (as seen below). You can cancel anytime.
So I’m one of those people with abused hands after decades of being mostly stupid in the use and care thereof. Shattered wrist and fingers. Every finger broken at least twice. Thumb wired to my hand. I’ve had 2 hand surgeries. All I want to do with this thing is stick my dick in it. No, not really. I’ll get an apple pie for that. I just want some relief. I’m dubious of the claims and the reviews are mixed, so it’s a crapshoot, a moon shot, a pie-in-the-sky attempt at relief.
@irishbyblood Have you tried hot paraffin? My mom had a hot paraffin melter she used at the doctor’s suggestion to place her hands in while massaging them. Then letting the ‘hot’ /actually warm wax cool then crack it off to be reused later. She said helped.
@jkawaguchi hey thanks for the really great suggestion. If this doesn’t help a little, I think that’s next. I’ve almost gone and had it done but I just feel out of place. And an appointment to see the hand surgeon for some x-rays is probably a good idea.
Until then, I await with great eagerness this Shine Well (lol) device and the subsequent relief, or disappointment.
@irishbyblood@jkawaguchi I would not recommend the hot wax for that other body part you mentioned. Personally, the apple pie idea sounds dangerous as well. Just saying.
Got mine today and after a full charge and testing… I came back and am glad this is on the secret meh double dip.
Ordered another.
Excellent use of the New year coupon too.
Specs
Product: Shine Well Cordless Hand Massager with Heat & Compression
Model: SW-087H
Condition: New
Disclaimer: Not recommended for individuals with heart disease, a pacemaker, and/or defibrillator.
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$69.99 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Friday, Feb 14 - Monday, Feb 17
I can envision absolutely NO circumstances where someone might stick anything other than their hand in such a device.
@Perfect_Timing
@Perfect_ I smell a Dune sequel. In it, you resist your animal instincts in a rite of passage test and we evaluate your humanity while your mind wanders over that of the reverend mother. Put anything other than your hand in the box and you fail the test.
A little disappointed the last image isn’t of Paul Atreides with his hand in it.
@gnafuthemeh Me too, thanks for restoring my faith in the commentariat, picking up the slack here.
@gnafuthemeh absolutely
“The test is simple. Remove your hand from the box, and you die.”
@Zimmie free gom jabbar with purchase, one would hope.
@seanmsavage Not just free, mandatory gom jabbar. With in-home delivery.
Why would I want this?
@heartny This is a classic rite of passage test that evaluates a subject’s humanity by comparing their awareness to their animal instincts.its simple really, put your hand in the box. If you remove it, you die.
Oh come on meh!!! You know what we are all thinking. Have you done the research?
Oh man, don’t get me started…
@CatsAreGods
I thought that was an ice cream cone.
In any case, as someone who has gamer’s thumb, I’m interested.
@AaronLeeJohnson
[Salim Abu Aziz reveals a nuclear weapon]
Salim Abu Aziz: Do you know what this is?
Harry: I know what this is…
[Salim smiles]
Harry: This is an espresso machine.
[Salim frowns]
Harry: No, no wait. It’s a snow cone maker.
[Salim approaches Harry]
Harry: Is it a water heater?
That’s a gom jabbar. (I’m slightly disappointed that I didn’t get the comment in first.)
The gom jabbar is the needle. The box is the pain box and doesn’t have a cool name.
One - cut a hole in a box.
Two - put your hand in that box.
@Xtoff It’s “Hand in a Box!”
@Xtoff it’s an old meme sir, but it checks out.
Does this thing actually look like a Dreamsickle, or am i just hallucinating?
@phendrick And I’m all out, too!
@phendrick When I first saw it, I thought it was an instant popsicle-r
I haven’t been this disappointed since last year
@phendrick That’s exactly what i thought, like it was a half-coated factory second or something. That must be similar to a Rorschach test for those of us “of a certain age.”
@ircon96 When you’re my age, sometimes your age is not all that certain.
You know when you were a kid and you shook hands and tried to see who could squeeze harder and one of you tried to make the other kid’s knuckles rub together? No? Well, if you buy this you can find out what that feels like.
Or at least that was my experience with the one they sold in August.
@walarney I can’t really think of any way in which heat or compression would make my hands feel good.
@walarney But I do kind of want a popsicle now…
/showme a popsicle giving a hand massage
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Oh come on, that wasn’t even a risque prompt!
/showme a hand massager made out of popsicles
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/showme a popsicle made out of hand massagers
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From Amazon:
"Frequently returned item
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I do pottery and write by hand a lot. Even if this isn’t perfect, it’s probably going to make my hands feel a little better
/image lolling-nefarious-lobster
Can this be used for other body parts? Asking for a friend….with a bum foot.
When you’re done, you can let your kiddos play “Connect The Dots”!!
@IndifferentDude I cannot decide if that looks like it hurt, or if it looks like it felt awesome.
(I have the eyeball version of this and it’s awesome.)
PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
@IndifferentDude That there appears to be this Snailax massager which has dots on the inside, which the one for sale today does not.
There are no other photos I can find of hands that have used this particular mold/model (like this one or this one). So who knows what they’ll look like!
@troy Guess you could sacrifice your non-dominant hand and let us know the results if you have one available to test!
I have raynalds and This should be great for my cold numb hands
y’all really shouldn’t ask to borrow mine
Watch Dune. That’s all I need to say about this product.
@brandonlmoore Yes Reverend Mother!
Is this a one pack or two pack? I bought one then added one and then my order says I bought 4. ??? so canceled 2. Am i setting two on one order. ???
@GmaMort It’s a single unit for every order
@troy I cancelled the orders. You still shipped me two boxes. I refused. USPS picked them up and shipped them back. Where is MY refund for to orders??? NOW this AM my bank says you charged me 5.99 for something? WTH ??
@GmaMort I would recommend writing into support if you have not already and they can assist you with a refund. The $5.99 is our monthly membership charge which is an option you selected upon checkout (as seen below). You can cancel anytime.
absent-perfect-joke
So I’m one of those people with abused hands after decades of being mostly stupid in the use and care thereof. Shattered wrist and fingers. Every finger broken at least twice. Thumb wired to my hand. I’ve had 2 hand surgeries. All I want to do with this thing is stick my dick in it. No, not really. I’ll get an apple pie for that. I just want some relief. I’m dubious of the claims and the reviews are mixed, so it’s a crapshoot, a moon shot, a pie-in-the-sky attempt at relief.
@irishbyblood Have you tried hot paraffin? My mom had a hot paraffin melter she used at the doctor’s suggestion to place her hands in while massaging them. Then letting the ‘hot’ /actually warm wax cool then crack it off to be reused later. She said helped.
@jkawaguchi hey thanks for the really great suggestion. If this doesn’t help a little, I think that’s next. I’ve almost gone and had it done but I just feel out of place. And an appointment to see the hand surgeon for some x-rays is probably a good idea.
Until then, I await with great eagerness this Shine Well (lol) device and the subsequent relief, or disappointment.
@irishbyblood @jkawaguchi I would not recommend the hot wax for that other body part you mentioned. Personally, the apple pie idea sounds dangerous as well. Just saying.
“what’s in the box”
Pain
So does the Gom Jabbar come with it or is that going to be Tuesdays deal?
@demonbane It will be the Gom Jabbattery pack. Only $11.99 and can both kill the quizat haderach and charge your phone almost twice.
@mdmarinello ok, but will it be able to be a Bluetooth speaker while charging? That’s very important!
I think the last picture is the most practical. A heated container to keep your popcorn warm.
The ONE time we really need a banana for scale…
/giphy banana for scale
Is there a recommended method of sanitizing the interior after your “hand” has experienced “complete relief?”
@PocketBrain it comes with some plastic gloves…
Got mine today and after a full charge and testing… I came back and am glad this is on the secret meh double dip.
Ordered another.
Excellent use of the New year coupon too.