/showme the first AI-generated image that will appear in this thread, including at least one goat, one speaker dock, one knife, one expired snack, candy corn, some cheap jewelry, a grab bag, shorts that don’t fit, and a soft-sided cooler backpack that weighs too much fully loaded.
/showme a freshly cooked batch of Nashville Hot Chicken in a bucket with side orders of biscuits, coleslaw, and macaroni and cheese along with a large pitcher of beer.
/showme an antique Victrola with a tin horn playing an AC/DC album with the song “Back In Black” blasting at full volume and making the walls shake from the bass.
/showme a treasure map leading from the hills of meh, past the plains of junk, the bog of despair to an X marking the spot in the mountains of mediocre deals
@edsa Users have a limit on the number of images they can ask for in a period of time, but I don’t recall how many or how long. The /showme command only works for Members (you’re one) and it has to be the first thing in a new comment, not in a reply. All of the text after the command is presumed to be part of the guidance for the AI in generating the image. (Results will vary.) Certain (mostly predictable) keywords are disallowed and will cause the request to fail. There are technical bits that probably don’t matter much. Have fun.
/showme the first AI-generated image that will appear in this thread, including at least one goat, one speaker dock, one knife, one expired snack, candy corn, some cheap jewelry, a grab bag, shorts that don’t fit, and a soft-sided cooler backpack that weighs too much fully loaded.
@werehatrack I don’t see pumpkins in your list, yet there are two. I don’t think any have been offered here either. Weird.
@heartny It’s probably because candy corn has implications of pumpkin proximity.
@heartny @werehatrack There have been LOTS of Pumpkin Spice items!!
/showme a schnauzer superhero
Bark-El to the rescue!
KuoH
/showme a maine coon with an attitude
/showme korat cats playing Scrabble
@heartny
Those definitely look like words cats would play…
/showme Sable Burmese cats playing Scrabble
@heartny Beautiful cats!
/showme a Scrabble board made out of Scrapple with Eggs and Toast.
@mediocrebot Yum!!
/showme a Norwegian Forest cat eating an over medium egg
/showme a forest in Norway with an egg being fried
/showme the correct answer to which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?
@IndifferentDude Does this means the egg came secon?
/showme a freshly cooked batch of Nashville Hot Chicken in a bucket with side orders of biscuits, coleslaw, and macaroni and cheese along with a large pitcher of beer.
@mediocrebot Oh my!! That looks DELICIOUS!!
@IndifferentDude @mediocrebot
aye not so bad. guess food is one of the things it doess okay
/showme Cincinnati-style pulled pork five ways with a side of borscht and a mug of overripe kombucha
/showme two Papillons on a motorcycle towing a travel trailer riding in Vermont
/showme the offspring between a black-footed cat and a werewolf
@mediocrebot Swinganamiss, striketwo.
@mediocrebot I think the “werewolf” and the result are reversed…
/showme a closet full of a pile of crap that needs cleaned up.
@mediocrebot Wrong. My closet isn’t nearly that big. That thing is the size of a regular room (although mind you I’d like a closet that big).
/showme Peter Piper picking a peck of pickled peppers
/showme a player piano playing a standard non-player piano
All those many ranks of hammers, and not one of them is within range of a string anywhere.
/showme an antique Victrola with a tin horn playing an AC/DC album with the song “Back In Black” blasting at full volume and making the walls shake from the bass.
/showme a player piano eating a victrola
/showme a Havanese playing an upright bass in a jazz band
@mediocrebot Is that professor Peter Schickele on the bass? I could actually imagine him involving a dog in a song.
@xobzoo he doesn’t write much of the music… He simply discovers the brilliant works of P.D.Q. Bach
/showme bumble mouse
/showme a tuxedo cat caterpillar
@mediocrebot That’s pretty good.
/showme a cat wearing a shark costume riding a Roomba robovac about to run over a banana for scale
@mediocrebot Not bad! Not bad at all.
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@heartny @mediocrebot Not bad… but I don’t think the banana is really to scale unless that’s a tiny cat.
@heartny @mediocrebot @OnionSoup Tiny cat and overripe giant plaintain, maybe.
/showme a treasure map leading from the hills of meh, past the plains of junk, the bog of despair to an X marking the spot in the mountains of mediocre deals
@mediocrebot Mead offering at Casemates incoming CONFIRMED!
@mediocrebot @ShotgunX oh my
@mediocrebot @ShotgunX I really truly wanted to believe
@Cerridwyn @mediocrebot @ShotgunX
Me too
@Kyeh @mediocrebot @ShotgunX sounds like a rose for the one day
@Cerridwyn @Kyeh @mediocrebot
No one knows when it will come, but the Meadsure Map does not lie.
@shawn Has the prophecy been foretold?
/showme a cat using a trout to slap a penguin in comic book style
@narfcake That’s really good! I like the retro style. Kind of a weird way to hold the trout though.
@Kyeh @narfcake
no thumbs…!
/showme a treasure hunter using a metal detector to find and uncover a cache of 5,000 $20 Gold coins.
/showme a beautiful lady changing her stockings at a golf course because she got a hole in one.
/showme ba dum, tsss!
/showme a chicken with human ears
A real chicken with human ears would be trying to eat them.
/showme a cat working on a 1980s computer
Bernoulli drive?!? That was cutting edge!
@narfcake I like the mouse mug.
Are there rules? I missed.
@edsa Users have a limit on the number of images they can ask for in a period of time, but I don’t recall how many or how long. The /showme command only works for Members (you’re one) and it has to be the first thing in a new comment, not in a reply. All of the text after the command is presumed to be part of the guidance for the AI in generating the image. (Results will vary.) Certain (mostly predictable) keywords are disallowed and will cause the request to fail. There are technical bits that probably don’t matter much. Have fun.
@edsa
This might help:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/showme-v20
/showme the rules for using the “/showme” command
After a few minutes of ignoring it, I now realize that I’m genuinely impressed that it picked a computing context.
@xobzoo i hate waiting for fucking resope
/showme the rules for using the “/showme” command in the Meh forum
/showme the main rule is to make it fun
/showme everything is awesome!
DIPLOMAT! RAT-A-TAT! FAT CAT! AWESOME!
/showme a goat finding fire code violations while inspecting the building where permits are granted
/showme everything is mediocre
/showme DHL employee goats trying to eat my package
@mediocrebot Looks suspiciously racist on the left there… Don’t goat-people of all races have a full 5 fingers?
/showme DHL goat employees trying to eat my package
/showme Vincent van Goaght’s painting of Da Vinci looking at Mona Lisa.
/showme the strangest rendition of a unicorn in the style of a baroque painting
/showme a cat contemplating how to act like a penguin
I have no idea about what’s going on … so task failed successfully, I guess.
/showme a cat disguised as a penguin on an iceberg with penguins eating ramen
@mediocrebot Not a very convincing disguise
@heartny @mediocrebot
unless the cat is the one in the lower left!