@richrauch I was tempted to say “The teeth with eyes in them tend to be a bit offputting, so they don’t show the mouth.” But that would be wrong. Demon bottles never show their true nature on first opening; they want you to fill them with vileness (like iced decaf with artificial sweeteneer and nondairy whitener) so that they have a reason to hate you. Water and ice aren’t vile, so filling a demon bottle with that is safe. They also seldom object to sports hydration drinks, which proves that there’s no predicting tastes.
What’s included?
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Jun 9 - Wednesday, Jun 11
No photos with the lid removed, to see the mouth and gasket? Bummer.
@richrauch I was tempted to say “The teeth with eyes in them tend to be a bit offputting, so they don’t show the mouth.” But that would be wrong. Demon bottles never show their true nature on first opening; they want you to fill them with vileness (like iced decaf with artificial sweeteneer and nondairy whitener) so that they have a reason to hate you. Water and ice aren’t vile, so filling a demon bottle with that is safe. They also seldom object to sports hydration drinks, which proves that there’s no predicting tastes.