@mediocrebot I guess the bot wasn’t sucker enough to didn’t get IRKs the last couple months so didn’t know the condoms were all black Maxim 3X’s.
But, nice touch with the tee shirt at the bottom.
@troy Clarification requested. The following seems to indicate that a refund of less than $15 could occur:
The potential refund is $15.
If you hit the maximum refund, the IRK works out to $15.
Does this actually mean that the refund is incremental this time, unlike the rules for the last 'thon where it was $15-or-zip? Are the increments $5 each? Rules-lawyering minds want to know!
Hokay. In a blatant usage of copypasta, here’s the de rigueur TFL;NGFR version:
To clarify, because we always seem to end up with somebody who doesn’t immediately grasp the details:
Only purchases made from the Meh dot com site during the Mehrathon can count toward the IRK partial refund. Purchases on SideDeal, Morningsave, Casemates, Hammacher-Schlemmer and that other if-it-still-exists-J-something site do not count.
If you buy an IRK and also make one Meh purchase during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $0 refunded to your method-of-purchase, because the deal this time requires three unique item purchases.
If you buy an IRK and also make two purchases from two different sale listings during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $0 refunded to your method-of-purchase because the deal this time requires three unique item purchases.
About that “Unique Item” requirement: the three purchases must be from three different sale listings on the Meh dot com site. (Thus the “unique item” notations above.) By way of example, buying two different items from the same sale listing (like one pack of blue socks at 2:07AM and one pack of green socks from the same listing but bought at 8:43AM) only counts as one unique item for refund purposes. (“Unique” has a meh-unique meaning here.) You need a total of three purchases made from three different listings during the 'Thon in order to qualify for an IRK refund AT ALL.
Continuing on…
If you buy an IRK and also make three unique-item-by-the-Meh-rules purchases from three different sale listings during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $15 refunded to your method-of-purchase. This is not guaranteed to reduce your regret at having bought an IRK. (In fact, the regret is the only guarantee.)
If you buy an IRK and also make four or more unique item purchases from four or more different sale listings during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $15 refunded to your method-of-purchase. Glutton for punishment, much?
If you buy an IRK and also make one purchase from each and every different sale listing during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $15 refunded to your method-of-purchase, and at least one staffer will point and giggle at the list.
If you do not buy an IRK but you make one, two, three or more purchases from different sale listings during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $0 refunded to your method-of-purchase, and you will totally miss out on the opportunity to experience the genuine Regret™ that only comes from buying an IRK.
Items available during the Mehrathon but purchased before the 'Thon began or after it ends do not count toward an IRK refund. Sorry, any “oh, shit, can I cancel this thing I bought yesterday and rebuy it today during the 'Thon to get the IRK discount?” CS requests will get a sneer of derision (privately) and a polite response of “no.”
Hope that helps. (Powers that be, feel free to edit any errors.)
Well today is our anniversary, 36 years of togetherness with the guy who turned out to be the love of my life and the best thing that’s ever happened to me!
One can always hope that the IRK Gods are watching over and send a IRK packed with love worthy goodies! Or at least an air fryer/toaster-pizza oven! Go big or go home, right…
And please, please, PLEASE don’t let there be any condoms! 🫣
Lol…
Well, I got a nice set of pots and pans once, so maybe I’m just slowly paying for them by continuing to buy these things…
/showme odd-snickering-wiggle
@dasred Yep, i was surprised with the notice. I take that to mean that these early ones are pre-packaged and very generic. Probably with all the trakrs & condoms they could sweep up. At least they should include IRK bags.
What’s Included?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Throw it in the trash
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Apr 6 - Wednesday, Apr 8
Fuck it.
Im back.
Im ready to be hurt again.
scheming-spontaneous-spectacle
Not today, Satan, not today.
I will go down with this ship.
screwy-ludicrous-clown
/showme delightful-crafty-clown
@ItalianScallion Here’s the image you requested for “delightful-crafty-clown”
MORE CONDOMS BAYBEEEEEE
@CraigDanger Why, you been busy?
@phendrick my last two IRKS have had condoms in them
@CraigDanger
/showme the hoards of Mehtizens who got condoms in their last several IRKs
@phendrick Here’s the image you requested for “the hoards of Mehtizens who got condoms in their last several IRKs”
@mediocrebot I guess the bot
wasn’t sucker enough todidn’t get IRKs the last couple months so didn’t know the condoms were all black Maxim 3X’s.But, nice touch with the tee shirt at the bottom.
Oh, gawd! It burns!!!
Ahhhhh, well……
/giphy confused-devious-surprise
@troy Clarification requested. The following seems to indicate that a refund of less than $15 could occur:
Does this actually mean that the refund is incremental this time, unlike the rules for the last 'thon where it was $15-or-zip? Are the increments $5 each? Rules-lawyering minds want to know!
@werehatrack Still 3 unique offer minimum this time, like the last one. You’re right that “Maximum” is unnecessary – will revise!
After getting ZONKED on my last 2 IRKs, I guess meh can be the fool today and …
Hokay. In a blatant usage of copypasta, here’s the de rigueur TFL;NGFR version:
To clarify, because we always seem to end up with somebody who doesn’t immediately grasp the details:
Only purchases made from the Meh dot com site during the Mehrathon can count toward the IRK partial refund. Purchases on SideDeal, Morningsave, Casemates, Hammacher-Schlemmer and that other if-it-still-exists-J-something site do not count.
If you buy an IRK and also make one Meh purchase during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $0 refunded to your method-of-purchase, because the deal this time requires three unique item purchases.
If you buy an IRK and also make two purchases from two different sale listings during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $0 refunded to your method-of-purchase because the deal this time requires three unique item purchases.
About that “Unique Item” requirement: the three purchases must be from three different sale listings on the Meh dot com site. (Thus the “unique item” notations above.) By way of example, buying two different items from the same sale listing (like one pack of blue socks at 2:07AM and one pack of green socks from the same listing but bought at 8:43AM) only counts as one unique item for refund purposes. (“Unique” has a meh-unique meaning here.) You need a total of three purchases made from three different listings during the 'Thon in order to qualify for an IRK refund AT ALL.
Continuing on…
If you buy an IRK and also make three unique-item-by-the-Meh-rules purchases from three different sale listings during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $15 refunded to your method-of-purchase. This is not guaranteed to reduce your regret at having bought an IRK. (In fact, the regret is the only guarantee.)
If you buy an IRK and also make four or more unique item purchases from four or more different sale listings during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $15 refunded to your method-of-purchase. Glutton for punishment, much?
If you buy an IRK and also make one purchase from each and every different sale listing during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $15 refunded to your method-of-purchase, and at least one staffer will point and giggle at the list.
If you do not buy an IRK but you make one, two, three or more purchases from different sale listings during the Mehrathon, you will eventually get $0 refunded to your method-of-purchase, and you will totally miss out on the opportunity to experience the genuine Regret™ that only comes from buying an IRK.
Items available during the Mehrathon but purchased before the 'Thon began or after it ends do not count toward an IRK refund. Sorry, any “oh, shit, can I cancel this thing I bought yesterday and rebuy it today during the 'Thon to get the IRK discount?” CS requests will get a sneer of derision (privately) and a polite response of “no.”
Hope that helps. (Powers that be, feel free to edit any errors.)
/showme joking-devious-faker
@OldCatLady Here’s the image you requested for “joking-devious-faker”
/showme ludicrous-cunning-trap
@klynb Here’s the image you requested for “ludicrous-cunning-trap”
@klynb
Wouldn’t it be nice if your IRK is as interesting as the picture from your confirmation…
Good luck!
After getting railed from the March IRK, I decided for 4/1 to do it again. Wow I am dumb.
@IcedCorn
Or just brave!
silly-confused-explosion
…does this mean more condoms?
…it means more condoms, doesn’t it?
@jkrlvgn
/showme silly confused explosion in a condom
@MrGoodGuy Here’s the image you requested for “silly confused explosion in a condom”
@mediocrebot @MrGoodGuy Wait! Poof doesn’t belong in there.
Well today is our anniversary, 36 years of togetherness with the guy who turned out to be the love of my life and the best thing that’s ever happened to me!
One can always hope that the IRK Gods are watching over and send a IRK packed with love worthy goodies! Or at least an air fryer/toaster-pizza oven! Go big or go home, right…
And please, please, PLEASE don’t let there be any condoms!
🫣
Lol…
/giphy surprising-jolly-wiggle
Looks like the IRK Gods have their people on on it! Or at least their goats in training…
I still haven’t donated all of the… stuff I got in my last IRK, so I think that I’ll pass on this one.
I had a good one in March so the chances of having two in a row are slim. I’ll pass.
/giphy quirky-puzzled-spectacle
Well, I got a nice set of pots and pans once, so maybe I’m just slowly paying for them by continuing to buy these things…
/showme odd-snickering-wiggle
@jfsiv Here’s the image you requested for “odd-snickering-wiggle”
I ended up with a $300 hair dryer in Feb, I may be tempted again.
Does it worry anyone else that they’ve already shipped out?
@dasred Not me. I didn’t order one.
@dasred Yep, i was surprised with the notice. I take that to mean that these early ones are pre-packaged and very generic. Probably with all the trakrs & condoms they could sweep up. At least they should include IRK bags.