[THON] And the Winners Are...
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Show Us Your Hand Turkey
Winning Entry: @sillyheathen — for unironic talent and shameless pandering to the judges
Community Choice Winner: @Star2236 — for a commendable level of IRL effort
Choose Your Thanksgiving Starting Lineup
Most Meh: @Kyeh — for obvious reasons
Best Overall: @cinoclav — for subtle sophistication
Honorable Mention
@mediocrebot — who didn’t do half bad despite some bizarre and esoteric requests throughout the day
Sincere thanks to everyone who participated. If you didn’t win, just remember that this is a highly dubious prize by any standard. If you did win, keep an eye out for your excellent and high-quality prize! (It’s an IRK, in case you submitted your entry in a post-dental nitrous haze and don’t recall.)
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Show Us Your Hand Turkey
Winning Entry: @sillyheathen — for unironic talent and shameless pandering to the judges
@jouest I mean….i do love a good pandering!
No but seriously. I kind of want to remake this with a little extra time and attention. I had so many ideas. Also thank you for giving me a space to weird out. It’s my favorite. And I’m very curious to see what this irk holds! I gifted my stand mixer to a really good friend that has a small sourdough business. One of hers broke a few days after I got mine so it just felt right. So thanks Meh!
@jouest
I actually just paid my friend a visit and she had these ready for me. Apparently I’m going to have a substantial amount of sourdough coming my way. Maybe I need to send some bread and cookies on dry ice down to Texas.


Show Us Your Hand Turkey
Community Choice Winner: @Star2236 — for a commendable level of IRL effort
Choose Your Thanksgiving Starting Lineup
Most Meh: @Kyeh — for obvious reasons
Head Chef: @Sillyheathen
Interior Decorating and Related Aesthetics: @tinamarie1974
Master of Ceremonies: @chienfou
Personality Hire: Too many to list! (So many funny/interesting characters here!)
Wild Card Slot: Matthew, the creator of Irk & Glen
Choose Your Thanksgiving Starting Lineup
Best Overall: @cinoclav — for subtle sophistication
Head Chef: Joël Robuchon - Dude has more Michelin Stars than any chef in history. Even dead he’s probably still the best chef ever.
Interior Decorating and Related Aesthetics: Charles and
Ray Eames - Their designs and modern aesthetics were groundbreaking.
Master of Ceremonies: Is there really any other option than Morgan Freeman?!
Personality Hire: Rodney Dangerfield - We’re all going to laugh until we throw up our turkey.
Wild Card Slot: My grandfather on my mother’s side. He died when I was too young to know him and I’d do anything to be able to share a dinner with him. From everything I know about him, he was a spectacular human. He owned a small grocery store and after he died (heart attack), a whole bunch of his customers returned to pay the tabs he let them run up. Yeah, he was that kind of awesomely good and loved person.
@jouest Awww, thank you sooo much! If I can’t have my grandfather, I’ll rejoice in an Irk.
Honorable Mention
@mediocrebot — who didn’t do half bad despite some bizarre and esoteric requests throughout the day
/showme a mediocre bot who didn’t do half bad despite some bizarre and esoteric requests throughout the day
Thank you, I really had fun making my turkey.
@Star2236 I love your turkey! I’m all about some collage happiness! Brava!
@sillyheathen @Star2236
Congrats, you two!
Thanks! I wish my party could happen IRL!
Congrats yall!!!
Well done all involved!
That was fun! Congratulations to the weiners! Thanks @Jouest for the fun!
Thanks for the fun. I’m always down for being silly!
@sillyheathen you heathen you
@Cerridwyn there are some who would agree with that statement for sure! It originated from a typo in my name and kind of stuck. Overall I’d just say that I’m a silly human trying to leave the world a little better than I found it.
Congrats all for your wins.
Does everyone who won get an irk? Or something else?
@Kidsandliz IRKs for all winners!
maybe not the robot.
@jouest @Kidsandliz we’re going to get lots of regret for trying to win something.
