[THON] Choose Your Thanksgiving Starting Lineup (Maybe win something)

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It’s time to choose your starting five for thanksgiving meal prep. You get to draft five individuals from all of human history to help you pull off the best meal possible. Here are the positions you need to fill.

Head Chef: Designing the meal, making it all happen.
Interior Decorating and Related Aesthetics: Making it pretty.
Master of Ceremonies: Carves the turkey, runs the party.
Personality Hire: Maybe useless, maybe not. Fun at the table.
Wild Card Slot: Table-side violinist? Cigar roller? Bartender? Anything you want!

Share who you think can deliver the best Thanksgiving dinner experience for your chance to win a free IRK. Don’t forget to tear down the competition by pointing out why other lineups will be a disaster!

Winners chosen tomorrow after we run some simulations on the finalists.

Starting Five

Contest Disclaimer: Fictional dinner drafts are subjective and judging is hard. If you didn’t win but think you should have, there’s a good chance you’re right. We’ll do our best, though. If you don’t win a prize, just remember that ALL PRIZES ARE IRKs and that IRKs are the definition of disappointment and regret. Not winning one is like not winning gum on your shoe. We’re probably saving you a trip to the donation center. All disputes associated with the Game will be decided by binding arbitration and you and McDonald’s hereby waive the right to assert claims in any class or representative action.