I’m trying to decide if the last time I dressed up for Halloween if I went and Renaissance Faire garb or if I did more steampunk. I think I would probably be looked at a jury duty more like somebody who was incredibly eccentric
Does it count as a costume if it was all stuff from my regular wardrobe? Last year I dressed up as a witch to go to a doctor’s appointment and run some errands. I handed candy out to random people.
/showme a jury box full of normal jurors except one is a non-trademark-infringing yellow cartoon bear with a red t-shirt and no pants, holding a pot of honey with “hunny” written on the side
@806D2701 This is locally variable. Here, it’s frequently six, and much may depend upon the type of action in front of the court. If it’s a civil matter requiring a simple majority, an odd number of jurors may be seated.
@806D2701@werehatrack I
I was on a jury earlier this year. There were initially 14 jurors - two were destined to be alternates. Two were randomly picked to be excused when we started deliberations.
@mediocrebot Fellow in the blue shirt and glasses appears twice. So does the lady in a peach blouse, with the earring. 13 people are present in the box. I guess what I’m trying to say is: Slop.
/showme a jury box full of normal jurors except one is a middle-aged white man in a black perm wearing a suit that’s covered in jackolanterns and a jackolantern tie with a black shirt.
This would not go well. The last actual Hallowe’en costume I wore was Scary Pumpkin Spice. (I posted the photo recently.) I wouldn’t even be allowed into the building with that mask on.
/showme a jury box full of ordinary jurors except for one who is a lady wearing a British flag dress who has a jack-o’-lantern for a head and a striking red wig
Lol we used to go to zoo-boo. They would set up a huge thing. I know Mom made us “costumes” in the 90s. Other than the zoo the only specific thing I can remember was my sisters taking us around the neighborhood and some lady yelling at me cause I misunderstood what she said…
You know how memory is peaks show up… Don’t remember anything else after that… As a kid.
Actually taking little kids tricker treating is super fun. Even if you end up carrying one while another has more stamina
“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.”
well, I dressed up as a pirate so probably not good
/eightball dressed like a pirate for jury duty
Without a doubt
/showme a jury box full of normal jurors except one is a pirate
I’m trying to decide if the last time I dressed up for Halloween if I went and Renaissance Faire garb or if I did more steampunk. I think I would probably be looked at a jury duty more like somebody who was incredibly eccentric
/showme a jury box full of normal jurors except one is a red-haired woman in steampunk renaissance garb
Does it count as a costume if it was all stuff from my regular wardrobe? Last year I dressed up as a witch to go to a doctor’s appointment and run some errands. I handed candy out to random people.
/showme a jury box full of normal jurors except one is a cool witch with purple hair
Winnie the Pooh!
/showme a jury box full of normal jurors except one is Winnie the Pooh!
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/showme a jury box full of normal jurors except one is a non-trademark-infringing yellow cartoon bear with a red t-shirt and no pants, holding a pot of honey with “hunny” written on the side
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/showme a jury box full of normal jurors except one is a crappy robot that is bad at its job
A jury is traditionally 12, not 13.
@806D2701 This is locally variable. Here, it’s frequently six, and much may depend upon the type of action in front of the court. If it’s a civil matter requiring a simple majority, an odd number of jurors may be seated.
@806D2701 @werehatrack I
I was on a jury earlier this year. There were initially 14 jurors - two were destined to be alternates. Two were randomly picked to be excused when we started deliberations.
I dressed as the Fourth Doctor, so I’d have a quick exit if I get rejected.
the bot has been very careful about trademarks lately, so let’s try…
/showme a jury box full of normal jurors except one is Bob Dylan dressed in bohemian style including a fedora and a striped scarf.
@klynb close enough?
/showme a jury box full of normal jurors except one is a woman dressed as professor snape
The last time I dressed up I was a Puritan maid. That outfit was hot. In the sweaty way and not the sexy way.
@yakkoTDI was it wool or polyester blend?
/showme a jury box full of normal jurors except one is an overheated, sweaty Puritan maid.
@mediocrebot Fellow in the blue shirt and glasses appears twice. So does the lady in a peach blouse, with the earring. 13 people are present in the box. I guess what I’m trying to say is: Slop.
@806D2701 Back row left and middle row right are also the same person.
The sweater ladies on the maid’s left and rear-row middle are also awfully similar looking!
@aetris
I have a name!
@yakkoTDI Made’s the name, A.I. Made.
It’s still a suit isn’t it?
@pakopako least puzzling job interview at Meh.
I see myself as more an expert witness.
/showme a mad scientist acting as an expert witness in court
@mediocrebot
/showme doctor feelgood as an expert witness in a courtroom
I recommend gloves for all scientists, mad and otherwise. And can we not all agree on shoulder-button dental smocks for mad scientists? Thank you.
/showme a jury box full of normal jurors except one is David S. Pumpkins from Saturday Night Live.
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/showme a jury box full of normal jurors except one is David Pumpkins
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Oh well…
@ItalianScallion the robot has been very respectful of trademark lately…
/showme a jury box full of normal jurors except one is a middle-aged white man in a black perm wearing a suit that’s covered in jackolanterns and a jackolantern tie with a black shirt.
@mediocrebot that’ll do, bot
@jouest Excellent!! Thanks!
This would not go well. The last actual Hallowe’en costume I wore was Scary Pumpkin Spice. (I posted the photo recently.) I wouldn’t even be allowed into the building with that mask on.
@werehatrack Eh, in case somebody wants to see it…
@werehatrack As previously noted, I was a lot flatter-chested back then.
@werehatrack
/showme a jury box full of ordinary jurors except for one who is a lady wearing a British flag dress who has a jack-o’-lantern for a head and a striking red wig
/showme a jury box full of Realistic looking cats dressed as normal ordinary jurors in a jury box.
@mediocrebot of all the jurors generated today, these are by far the judgiest.
@mycya4me Hmm one is naked and one is wearing glasses.
@Kidsandliz @mycya4me
I think 2 are naked
@chienfou @Kidsandliz OMG I guess you are Offended at cats showing off their Pretty fur?
@Kidsandliz @mycya4me
Pretty sure showing up naked will get you thrown off a jury!
How about the red queen?
@sillyheathen
/showme the red queen ruling her minions in the jury box
@mediocrebot
these minions look like shakespearean teletubbies
I should probably not have worn the orange prison jumpsuit. That’s going to be confusing at least twice a day.
@djslack
/showme a jury box full of ordinary jurors except one of them is wearing an orange prison jumpsuit and looking extremely nervous
Are the guy second from the left in the back row and the guy on the right end of the middle row brothers?
/showme a cat dressed like a human and sitting among other jurors in a jury box with a caption under the entire picture “I’m not a cat.”
Lol we used to go to zoo-boo. They would set up a huge thing. I know Mom made us “costumes” in the 90s. Other than the zoo the only specific thing I can remember was my sisters taking us around the neighborhood and some lady yelling at me cause I misunderstood what she said…
You know how memory is peaks show up… Don’t remember anything else after that… As a kid.
Actually taking little kids tricker treating is super fun. Even if you end up carrying one while another has more stamina
@unksol
I used to have each year’s zooboo signs hanging up in my dorm! (yes we stole them but to be fair they were year-specific and we waited until the end…)
@jouest I suppose that’s better than the students we needed to watch destroying the parking garage gate/other crap.
Purdue did/does the rocky horror picture show. Looks like it’s been relocated from the student union building.
Was a kid for zoo-boo lol but. Of all the things to “steal” from. It would have been going to the dumpster anyway. Better someone enjoy it.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Do do you think I’ll get to stay on the jury?
@f00l
No.
This is the way. Also. Guilty
@capnjb So does this mean your house is giving away crayons instead of candy?
You should have this one on as well.
@pakopako I’m just trying to figure out if I’m going Stormtrooper or Mandalorian this year.