@DLPanther Indeed they are! Reminds me of when I moved into a new place years back and and found these nasty 2’x2’ carpet tiles everywhere. We pulled them all up and I piled them into the back of my 3-door Toyota Yaris to take to the dump. Scale attendant visibly did a double take when I weighed out having unloaded just over 1,100 pounds of old carpet.
@Aspirant_Fool my prior car was one of those 3 door Saturn hatchbacks. I rolled up to Sears to get a big ol’ tool one time (RIP old school Craftsman) and the guy at the pickup door about lost his eyes from his sockets when I popped open the entire side of the car.
@Aspirant_Fool@DLPanther the metro is a hatchback but as her guts are still on a table in the garage she has not hauled anything. The Saturn was a 4 door with a fold down back seat so I could get a significant amount of lumber home in her
@DLPanther@tinamarie1974 On the other hand if you could taste it on the screen that means we could also send skunk through the internet. As much as I have a few people I’d love to send skunk odor to, that’s probably not a good idea.
@DLPanther@tinamarie1974 That powdered sugar goes everywhere and gets into everything. It is impossible to eat a beignet without getting it on you somewhere.
@DLPanther@tinamarie1974 I like it just fine as a component of the comestible. But as decoration on what I’m wearing, not so much. And they just dump a ton of it on.
@DLPanther@werehatrack oh I know. Ive had them many times. For breakfast and/or in the middle of the night after fun w friends. They were heavenly and perfect. I was always happy to lick the sugar off my fingers!!! My only complaint was chicory coffee, but I dont like regular coffee.
@DLPanther@tinamarie1974 I don’t drink coffee anyway, so I have no opinion about the variety with chicory, but I’ve heard that it’s yet another acquired taste.
In case anyone was wondering what 94 pounds of cans looks like. Hatchbacks are a wonderful thing.
@DLPanther Indeed they are! Reminds me of when I moved into a new place years back and and found these nasty 2’x2’ carpet tiles everywhere. We pulled them all up and I piled them into the back of my 3-door Toyota Yaris to take to the dump. Scale attendant visibly did a double take when I weighed out having unloaded just over 1,100 pounds of old carpet.
@Aspirant_Fool my prior car was one of those 3 door Saturn hatchbacks. I rolled up to Sears to get a big ol’ tool one time (RIP old school Craftsman) and the guy at the pickup door about lost his eyes from his sockets when I popped open the entire side of the car.
@Aspirant_Fool @DLPanther the metro is a hatchback but as her guts are still on a table in the garage she has not hauled anything. The Saturn was a 4 door with a fold down back seat so I could get a significant amount of lumber home in her
Did that stop you before?
There’s also this trough you can use.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/la-cabra-de-mayo-may-2024-scapegoat-blame-thread
@pakopako What can I say, I’m a rebel. I want my own thread. With flapjacks. And hookers. Actually, forget the hookers.
@DLPanther @pakopako I got some extra hookers. They might be past their best by date though.
@DLPanther @pakopako
/giphy bender is great
Yeah… you’ve got a month to steer the ship. There really isn’t a manual… you do you.
Each goat is supposed to send all the other goats that came before them $50.
That’s the only rule.
@OnionSoup nice try, Sam.
@OnionSoup
/giphy this is the way
@OnionSoup
/giphy Yes yes yes I agree.
Every goat is free to do whatever they feel like, whether it’s as daily questions, events, random commentary, or even absolutely nothing.
@narfcake
I feel attacked!
@Ignorant At least you showed up to hit the
pausepaws button! That was more than some goats already!@Ignorant @narfcake There’s a
pausepaws button?@Kyeh @narfcake if you know where to look.
@Ignorant @narfcake Well, I was a goat, but nobody mentioned a paws button …
@Ignorant @Kyeh
@Ignorant @Kyeh @narfcake
@Ignorant @Kyeh @narfcake The paws button is the one on the keyboard that pops up the most dialog boxes.
My S.O.'s Mint box has a lock screen that displays the message “No, kitten, do not walk on the keyboard.”
My breakfast came with a little something extra to get me through the day
@DLPanther blaming the goat that I cannot taste my screen!!!
@DLPanther @tinamarie1974 On the other hand if you could taste it on the screen that means we could also send skunk through the internet. As much as I have a few people I’d love to send skunk odor to, that’s probably not a good idea.
@DLPanther @Kidsandliz
@DLPanther @tinamarie1974 That powdered sugar goes everywhere and gets into everything. It is impossible to eat a beignet without getting it on you somewhere.
@DLPanther @werehatrack they would b worth the effort!!! Dont you like powdered sugar?
@DLPanther @tinamarie1974 I like it just fine as a component of the comestible. But as decoration on what I’m wearing, not so much. And they just dump a ton of it on.
@DLPanther @werehatrack oh I know. Ive had them many times. For breakfast and/or in the middle of the night after fun w friends. They were heavenly and perfect. I was always happy to lick the sugar off my fingers!!! My only complaint was chicory coffee, but I dont like regular coffee.
@DLPanther @tinamarie1974 I don’t drink coffee anyway, so I have no opinion about the variety with chicory, but I’ve heard that it’s yet another acquired taste.
@DLPanther @tinamarie1974 @werehatrack I don’t think that level of cocaine is safe? Oh. Powdered sugar. Still seems dangerous
@DLPanther so are you sporting the suit that Micheal Epp wore in the movie The Beekeeper?
@lonocat needs some of those novelty glasses like you get for New Year’s Eve, except it says GOAT with O and A over your eyes
@DLPanther weirdly, you can even just tell people to fuck off, and they somehow just accept it if you’re the goat
@carl669 Or maybe they just accept it if you’re carl669
Oh, so close, yet so fail.
sounds like a plan!
/showme a goat dressed as Darth Vader sipping a cocktail on the bridge of the USS Enterprise
@mediocrebot I like the addition of the grapes. Not specifically required, but contributes to the mood.
/showme a goat dressed as Darth Vader sipping a cocktail on the bridge of the USS Enterprise
I wanted to see what else it might come up with.
@werehatrack
I’m pretty confident it will be different each time you try.
@mediocrebot better, on the Darth, but I think it skipped the whole “bridge” part of the request