Well, it ain't no oh-s#$@ report..

therealjrn shared a link said Wed, Jun 10th 2026 at 1:40am ET

But it’s kinda interesting maybe.
https://status.stores.com/

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heartny said Wed, Jun 10th 2026 at 1:46am ET:

Interesting. What’s up with lewisconger.com and buendeal.com? What’s the secret passcode?

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- @heartny You don’t want that. It’s the portal to the shopping dark net.
  
  mehcuda67 said Wed, Jun 10th 2026 at 8:30am ET
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- @heartny …psst… The passcode is “BreakfastOctopus”.
  
  MrGoodGuy said Wed, Jun 10th 2026 at 2:25pm ET
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  therealjrn said Wed, Jun 10th 2026 at 3:25pm ET
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  chienfou said Wed, Jun 10th 2026 at 10:16pm ET
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unksol said Saturday at 1:19pm ET:

Lol I was wondering what was up with stores.com

I will always prefer my end (public) explanations in @shawn format though.

I don’t get to do them like that. Incident write ups are boring. Sometimes the calls are fun lol

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