@mediocrebot@phendrick@tweezak And he’s got HAAMLE chiseled into 3 across-I can’t tell if the 1 across word has 3 or 4 letters but the answer’s probably Hal or John. Also, 2 and 3 across and 2 and 3 down have the same clue.
Sitting in the waiting room doesn’t make me want to scream, but it sure is maddening when they stick you in a room, tell you to strip and put on that flimsy robe, and then leave you alone in there for what feels like an eternity.
Wait.
@yakkoTDI Well played. Smartphone are really just pacifiers for standing line.
/showme People dressed in star wars costumes with pacifier in mouth that is attached to short selfie stick for hands free watching of smartphone.
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@mediocrebot Hrmmm, ok.
/showme People in waiting room with pacifier in mouth that is attached to short selfie stick for hands free watching of smartphone.
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@cfg83 @mediocrebot That’s a little too accurate. That’s me in the back with physical media.
I say truly ALL of the above, in the order listed!
I usually scroll the meh forum threads because right in the middle of another hah-lair-ee-us response I’m typing up, they’ll call my name.
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I often listen to my fave podcasts or to music.
Pick up a magazine and wonder what disease the last person holding it had.
@phendrick

/image highlights magazine
Game Boy Advance SP, usually Metroid Fusion. I do case mods!
@PooltoyWolf
Have a conversation with my spouse, or strike up a conversation with someone else in the waiting room.
I’ll bring in one of the stack of ‘old school’ crossword puzzles from the Sunday newspaper that I have in the back of my car.
@ratman Pen? Or pencil?
@ratman @therealjrn
/showme a crossword fanatic doing the Sunday crossword on a stone tablet with a hammer & chisel
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@therealjrn Pen. Pencils rip the paper too easily.
@mediocrebot @phendrick I didn’t know Hamlet was spelled with two As.
@mediocrebot @phendrick @tweezak And he’s got HAAMLE chiseled into 3 across-I can’t tell if the 1 across word has 3 or 4 letters but the answer’s probably Hal or John. Also, 2 and 3 across and 2 and 3 down have the same clue.
@algae1221 @mediocrebot @phendrick @tweezak Ha ha! Stoopid bot don’t even know how to play crossword! Humanity is safe for another day.
Go in the bathroom and vomit before they weigh me.
On my way to the dr now
@Star2236 Keep us posted! What are you going to do in the waiting room?
@therealjrn
Just browsing on my phone and shopping.
Read comics on my phone
Meditate (and try to not fall asleep while doing it).
Fret and worry.
Then try to relax and lower my blood pressure so they don’t say “why are you not dead yet?”
Sitting in the waiting room doesn’t make me want to scream, but it sure is maddening when they stick you in a room, tell you to strip and put on that flimsy robe, and then leave you alone in there for what feels like an eternity.
@Kyeh The worst!