Black t-shirt covered in cat hair, currently a beard but it makes me look 10 years older so I’ll probably shave it before meeting you. Very, very, sharp vision because of getting some fancy toric cataract lenses installed.
I don’t mind paying, but if you want to, I won’t stop you. I’m not going to pay for your gal pal you decided to bring along, that’s your business, not mine.
I do like the weird and odd, but bear in mind, if it’s your circus, it’s your monkeys and I can’t get involved.
I have a house. I hear that’s rare these days. There are entirely too many cats. Guinan will stare deeply into your eyes and want petted. And then poke you till you do.
I’m 99% sure Data was just trying to fuck Dylan. Who are both neutered. Not sure what that was… Or why I’m telling you
But there are 17 more! And they are a mess! Anyway if you want to hang out and watch Netflix I’ll clean the couch cover. But you will end up covered in cat hair.
Perfectly happy to de-lint you if you’re comfortable with that at the end
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I think you have to have a newspaper and hold it up next to your pic. Straight up hostage style so they know you aren’t using a old photo.
Just to start lol
Bicycles, VWs and a scruffy beard.
Black t-shirt covered in cat hair, currently a beard but it makes me look 10 years older so I’ll probably shave it before meeting you. Very, very, sharp vision because of getting some fancy toric cataract lenses installed.
I don’t mind paying, but if you want to, I won’t stop you. I’m not going to pay for your gal pal you decided to bring along, that’s your business, not mine.
I do like the weird and odd, but bear in mind, if it’s your circus, it’s your monkeys and I can’t get involved.
I don’t know the there are any on an app nearby.
But…
I have a house. I hear that’s rare these days. There are entirely too many cats. Guinan will stare deeply into your eyes and want petted. And then poke you till you do.
I’m 99% sure Data was just trying to fuck Dylan. Who are both neutered. Not sure what that was… Or why I’m telling you
But there are 17 more! And they are a mess! Anyway if you want to hang out and watch Netflix I’ll clean the couch cover. But you will end up covered in cat hair.
Perfectly happy to de-lint you if you’re comfortable with that at the end
Or like. Wanna go canoe the state park?
Pick you up in my metro
@unksol
A house. And cars have dominion over all.
Sounds like your universe is in good order.
/image Cthulhu dating profile
Maybe ask AI to write something?