@Mehlachi t
That is what the trunk of your car is for - bodies. I forget whom but someone on these forums uses their trunk for that and swears by that use.
@werehatrack I’m afraid that in a forgetful moment, I would step in it myself. But since I don’t use makeup or wear jewelry, I’d just use the box thing as a mirror.
@pakopako It might be, but beware. As per Wiki: It is not entirely invincible since the bottom of it is made of “cheap particle board.” But this one would be easier to carry around than the full-size one.
But if you are looking for an easy route to Narnia, this would be a tight squeeze.
@werehatrack I always thought Narnia was the capital of Narn, but the interwebs tell me it is G’Kamazad. Who knew? As for getting a ship to Zhabar - depends on whether it is the one with Drazi or the one with Albanians. The one with Albanians looks landlocked, so it might be easier to drive there.
A pearl necklace.
@yakkoTDI and cheap sunglasses…
A cat.
Sincerely,
Schrodinger
@shahnm And some poison and a radioactive element?
@shahnm I would say a kitten would fit better.
Nothing as this is staying on your shelf.
1000 Trackr pixels and then bury it
@Mack Sounds like a Good Idea!
Some booze
maybe a body
@Mehlachi If I take out the booze first
@Mehlachi t
That is what the trunk of your car is for - bodies. I forget whom but someone on these forums uses their trunk for that and swears by that use.
One bottle of clearly marked poison, and invite the nosy neighbors over for dinner.
@hchavers Make sure the bottle is only half full.
Mentioned in the main thread before I saw this… Hot sauce.
/showme dead souls
Ammunition
@tweezak It is, after all, an armory (with French spelling). Am I required to make a joke about how easily it will surrender its contents?
My stash of Weed!
bath
Nothing
Air
Star Wars Action Figures
Convert it to a
cabinet for easy “concealed” access.
@Chronicle you are fine
Alas…it will be the first place the crooks look when they break in to your house while you are gone!
Batteries. And possibly things that use batteries. (That’s flashlights, TYVM.)
@werehatrack Incorrect. Batteries are to be stored in…
/image refrigerator
We’ve been over this before…
@shahnm I use lithium rechargables in these devices. They do not benefit from refrigeration.
@shahnm @werehatrack But their best buddies might be in the fridge and so they’d want in to visit.
A
flashbanglegal smokebomb rigged to detonate when someone opens it, as a trap for burglars.@rockblossom For burglars, I prefer this…
@werehatrack I’m afraid that in a forgetful moment, I would step in it myself. But since I don’t use makeup or wear jewelry, I’d just use the box thing as a mirror.
Tchotchkes.
Is this the famed armoire of invincibility I’m on a quest for?
@pakopako It might be, but beware. As per Wiki:
It is not entirely invincible since the bottom of it is made of “cheap particle board.” But this one would be easier to carry around than the full-size one.
But if you are looking for an easy route to Narnia, this would be a tight squeeze.
@rockblossom Are there Narn in the Narnia this connects with? Can I get a ship to Zhabar from there?
@werehatrack I always thought Narnia was the capital of Narn, but the interwebs tell me it is G’Kamazad. Who knew? As for getting a ship to Zhabar - depends on whether it is the one with Drazi or the one with Albanians. The one with Albanians looks landlocked, so it might be easier to drive there.
Hot sauce, garlic and peppers to dry
I could actually use one of the for all my jewelry to be neatly displayed but I need one that stands in the floor.