Yeah. No. I’d have to be pretty lazy to be unable to swish a brush around in the toilet. Just when I need it, it needs a recharge. And, I would not buy anything that this loud, obnoxious guy pitches.
@alacrity
We never thought this before but my goodness does Hedley Lamarr look like my dad! I’m not sure that’s something I want to be admitting to… Sorry dad!
The loud, obnoxious guy is at least right about one thing: silicone is a game changer as far as toilet brushes go. I got a non-motorized silicone toilet brush (probably from here) and it is shockingly much better than the bristle style: primarily no “cling-ons”. There’s almost never any disgusting gunk after a bowl clean
I’m tempted to get one of these and worst case it’ll probably work on the kitchen sink and counter top compost bin
Scrubbing toilets is back-breaking manual labor that I wouldn’t wish upon my worst enemy. That’s why I use the all new, patent pending, revolutionary, one of a kind, commercial grade, industrial strength Dookie Dolloper 5,000-DD (Double D)! Watch and behold the awesome shit slinging power of the wand as the hundreds of bristles latch onto even the most stubborn taco Tuesday inspired toilet war crimes and rapidly launch load after load up n outta the bowl to create a pristine white china finish with a sporty brown racing stripe behind every ‘rhea remnant! Order yours now and we’ll even include a miniature version, the Doodoo Doucher 350-D, with a versatile range of applications, such as reaching those all too tough to access nooks n crannies, stepping up as a travel toothbrush in a pinch, cause it happens to us all, or even for arts n crafts with the kids.
That’s Joe Fowler. Before he hosted infomercials and schlepped gadgets, he was a sportscaster with local news television station KSAT in San Antonio, TX. My dad hated him because Joe’s passion for sports was expressed through yelling…lots and lots of yelling. He did that for 4 years, and left. I don’t think a whole lot of people missed seeing him go.
Specs
Product: 2-Pack: Horsepower Unicorn Toilet Brush
Model: 18035-12
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$49.98 (for 2) at Walmart
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Dec 22 - Friday, Dec 26
Why are the unicorns using the toilet?
@yakkoTDI
/giphy squatty potty
@yakkoTDI eh, I was going for the unicorn rainbow poo. I think I’ll stop here.
Motorized spinning head to really increase splash back potential!
I’d rather have unicorn power horse toilet brushes.
This thing seems like a good way to fling fecal matter halfway across the bathroom.
@NickFerg I came here and logged in just to comment about this as well…disgusting…
@AmeliaStar @NickFerg Halfway? I will wait for the upgrade.
@NickFerg
Fecal matter flying across the room…
Or at least straight up into your mouth!
🫣
NO THANKS!
And, THIS is the last thing I’d want to be bringing to my charging station…
Jus sayen! 
@NickFerg 300rpm of pure flinging POWAH!!!
@bbf @NickFerg
FTFY
I clean my toilet by pushing down on the flush lever.
But how far will it fling my pooh sprinkles?
let me tell you, when you have a toilet unicorn infestation, you quickly learn to check before sitting down.
Yeah. No. I’d have to be pretty lazy to be unable to swish a brush around in the toilet. Just when I need it, it needs a recharge. And, I would not buy anything that this loud, obnoxious guy pitches.
@alacrity
Sorry dad! 
We never thought this before but my goodness does Hedley Lamarr look like my dad! I’m not sure that’s something I want to be admitting to…
This seems like it has the potential to create a bigger problem than it solves.
@Zott we all saw that puddin’ splattering everywhere, right?
@ardycake @Zott yep!
The loud, obnoxious guy is at least right about one thing: silicone is a game changer as far as toilet brushes go. I got a non-motorized silicone toilet brush (probably from here) and it is shockingly much better than the bristle style: primarily no “cling-ons”. There’s almost never any disgusting gunk after a bowl clean
I’m tempted to get one of these and worst case it’ll probably work on the kitchen sink and counter top compost bin
Scrubbing toilets is back-breaking manual labor that I wouldn’t wish upon my worst enemy. That’s why I use the all new, patent pending, revolutionary, one of a kind, commercial grade, industrial strength Dookie Dolloper 5,000-DD (Double D)! Watch and behold the awesome shit slinging power of the wand as the hundreds of bristles latch onto even the most stubborn taco Tuesday inspired toilet war crimes and rapidly launch load after load up n outta the bowl to create a pristine white china finish with a sporty brown racing stripe behind every ‘rhea remnant! Order yours now and we’ll even include a miniature version, the Doodoo Doucher 350-D, with a versatile range of applications, such as reaching those all too tough to access nooks n crannies, stepping up as a travel toothbrush in a pinch, cause it happens to us all, or even for arts n crafts with the kids.
POKER! JOKER! NOT MEDIOCRE! AWESOME!
@MattDaemon “taco Tuesday inspired toilet war crimes”…that’s gold, Jerry, gold!!!
Who says I have to use it for the toilet, (where, let’s face it, there will definitely be splashing)? They’re not the boss of me!
I’m getting it for the shower.
@punkynpye No judgement here! With whom and what you shower with is your business.
That’s Joe Fowler. Before he hosted infomercials and schlepped gadgets, he was a sportscaster with local news television station KSAT in San Antonio, TX. My dad hated him because Joe’s passion for sports was expressed through yelling…lots and lots of yelling. He did that for 4 years, and left. I don’t think a whole lot of people missed seeing him go.
What the Tim-the-Tool-Time-Taylor is this thing??
/giphy Home Improvement Tim Taylor
Meh: Unicorn
Me: Oh yeah?
Meh: Toilet Brush.
Me: Oh, No…
Meh: Horsepower (motorized)
Me: o.o
Toilet needs cleaning
Can a Unicorn help me?
Help me, Unicorn!
@pmarin points for haiku. 🫡
Why did I watch the video?!