Product: Dartwood Deep Tissue Massage Gun
Model: MassGunUSA
Condition: New
Relieves muscle stiffness and soreness
The massage heads are designed for sensitive muscles, relaxation, back bulk muscle groups, abdominals, large muscle groups, deep tissue, neck, spine, and Achilles
It features 30 adjustable multi-speed settings for optimal pressure and customized recovery
Settings include level 1 for daily relaxation, level 2 to wake up muscles, level 3 to decompose lactic acid, level 4 to promote blood circulation, and level 5 to relieve deep tension
It’s easy to carry around and provides targeted relief for specific sore muscles
I suspect it can’t make a margherita, but the front page on meh.com shows that it’s the opposite of making (too many) margheritas: I’d probably feels good short term, but it would hurt a little bit in the long run.
And members only! Am I the only one who feels so special?
Specs
Product: Dartwood Deep Tissue Massage Gun
Model: MassGunUSA
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
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Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Feb 24 - Thursday, Feb 27
@kyeh, now THIS ONE has power! But, it’s also not just a couple of dollars after the coupon. Lol
@Lynnerizer Yeah - it’s not expensive, though …
@Lynnerizer So looking at the manufacturer’s name, this might be the AR-15 of deep tissue massage guns?
I suspect it can’t make a margherita, but the front page on meh.com shows that it’s the opposite of making (too many) margheritas: I’d probably feels good short term, but it would hurt a little bit in the long run.
And members only! Am I the only one who feels so special?
/showme a bank robber with a deep tissue massage gun
@mediocrebot So those are aromatherapy cartridges in the magazine?
I don’t think those attachments can reach my prostate. Anyone with experience?
@goldnectar If you can’t modify this to reach your prostate are you even horny?