There was once a man who wanted to take his girlfriend to prom. He wanted to get a limo, but he had to wait in the line for a while. Then he wanted some flowers, but a large line was there, so he had to wait even longer. After getting flowers and the limo, he picked up his date and got to the dance. He went to get a drink, and there was no one near it. There was no punch line.
@werehatrack Nice!
I was almost halfway through that before I realized it wasn’t a new release from Elle Cordova. (Elle is a little lighter on the dad joke front, but all in on the nerdiness. And she does music, too.)
VAN GOGH! MANGO! TANGO! AWESOME!
/showme a pumpkin spiced dad joke!
@mediocrebot Decent, but I think it works better if the joke says “jack o’ lantern” so you’re not repeating “pumpkin”
There was once a man who wanted to take his girlfriend to prom. He wanted to get a limo, but he had to wait in the line for a while. Then he wanted some flowers, but a large line was there, so he had to wait even longer. After getting flowers and the limo, he picked up his date and got to the dance. He went to get a drink, and there was no one near it. There was no punch line.
@Wollyhop yes!!!
Not a Dad joke, but I found a Theme Song for this topic!!
@MrGoodGuy I’ll take it!
How does a turtle with no legs cross the free way?
You take the F out of free and the F out of way!
@yakkoTDI There’s no F in way!!
You should try tickling a mule.
You’d get a big kick out of it!
Where did Sherlock Holmes first hone his detective skills?
ELEMENTARY school
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_xWT2yDyRzM
@werehatrack Nice!
I was almost halfway through that before I realized it wasn’t a new release from Elle Cordova. (Elle is a little lighter on the dad joke front, but all in on the nerdiness. And she does music, too.)
@xobzoo And now I have another channel subscribed; thanks!