The world doesn't have enough "tactical" everyday things
7We have tactical driving glasses and sunglasses, flashlights, and even headphones right here on Meh. I just bought a telescoping antenna mast that isn’t just tactical, but came in a camo bag in case its tactical nature wasn’t clear. It will be great when I have to set up an emergency radtio station when WW III hits!
What are some everyday items that need a tactical version?
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I posted something similar to this abomination a while back, but here you go:
Available at Home Despot for only $13.21!
@Kyeh I like the ammo belt part. Lock and load!
@ItalianScallion @Kyeh One of my favorite T-shirts (purchased from that other deal site)
@ItalianScallion @Kyeh @macromeh It’s okay to say Woot here, y’know.
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/kitchen-warfare
Besides, the old slogan of one deal, one day still remains true. Granted, one has to find that one item there that’s a deal …
@ItalianScallion @macromeh
That IS clever!
Now that your mention it, I don’t think Meh has sold any tactical bidets yet. Perhaps they could bundle it with some tactical backup toilet paper in the next sale?
KuoH
@kuoh That would be great after some tactical diarrhea. (Is that a thing? It sounds like it would be a thing.)
@kuoh @xobzoo Ummm… yes it is…
Tactical badminton sets.
Tactical hot glue guns.
Tactical pipe wrenches (because PEX will never be tactical no matter whether you make it camo or not.) (Harry Tuttle approval preferred.)
Tactical watercolor sets.
Tactical pantyliners.
Tactical orange cats.
Tactical Pez dispensers.
I could go on and on…
@werehatrack How do you camouflage an orange cat?
@pmarin @werehatrack The orange is the camo part of a tiger.
The orange facts start just after the 5 minute mark.
@pmarin @werehatrack Catmouflage or catmeowflage.
@pmarin @werehatrack
Put it in front of an orange version of a green screen?
/showme tactical duct tape and superglue set with belt holsters
Am currently too camouflaged and velcro’ed and tactically lazy to provide an idea or answer at the moment.
Maybe later when “situation” is less intense …
Okay, semi-serious question.
What does tactical mean to you?
To me it doesn’t mean camo
@Cerridwyn To me, it means a supposedly rough ‘n’ tough concept of an item in a way that would be supposedly be used by military personnel with the objective to make the item seem macho–note, it’s really in appearance only–to appeal to macho-wannabes that have never served a day in the military. Camo is one way to attempt to demonstrate to others that the item is “tactical,” when in fact the companies are laughing all the way to the bank.