/showme Anemic looking goat and anemic looking cat and anemic looking human and anemic looking duck staring at one plate of scrambled eggs, bacon, and hash browns.
@cfg83@mycya4me Have you noticed the same cat keeps showing up ? It looks like the one who was telling its human it wants to take a nap & them eat snacks, and also the one that thinks @narfcake is so dreamy.
@Kyeh A cat who wants to take a nap an eat snacks is my spirit animal . I think it’s funny to see a corn dogs sign in the background with pizza cat in the foreground.
@cfg83@Kyeh@mycya4me The bot seems to have different phases. Currently, it’s more apt to generate a brown tabby standard issue cat. In the past, it tended more towards gingers those with a timeshared braincell.
/showme a cat pondering a variety of different birds it wants to eat.
@cfg83@therealjrn Except would cats really want to give up their lives of leisure with us devoted and doting humans tending to their every need? I wouldn’t!
@Kyeh@therealjrn Egg-zactly. But let’s split the middle. Maybe the cats ALREADY have thumbs but are hiding them for now. As long as humans deliver, it’s all copacetic.
@mehvid1 Yup, people don’t realize that General Anthony Clement “Nuts” McAuliffe had been given an incorrect translation of the German terms of surrender at Bastogne during the Battle of the Bulge in WWII. McAuliffe thought the Germans were asking him what his favorite beer food was as a gesture of good will. So, of course, he said NUTS! … and the rest is history.
@cfg83 No, McAuliffe’s reply (“nuts” to that) to the correctly interpreted German demand for surrender was also re-interpreted as telling the Germans to “take a flying sh*t.”
@mehvid1 Of course that is the narrative they tell today. The Germans were nice because they were hoping that McAuliffe would share some of those delicious Hershey’s chocolate bars, since the once vaunted German chocolate had been diluted with more and more paraffin and sawdust as the war went on …
@cfg83@mehvid1 And today, the majority of US-produced chocolate (i.e., Hershey’s) is pretty much crap even by Cadbury standards, while the German (and, better yet, Belgian) choc is delish.
/showme United States secretary of state George C. Marshall with an XY chart showing different European countries. The Y-axis is labelled “Delish” and the X-axis is labelled year and starting at 1945.
You know they All work for Joe’s Cat shop! The cats can make nearly anything, They could even give Julia, Childs, or Gordon Ramsay, a run for their money! They are that good!
@Star2236@therealjrn The news coverage makes me think that this is going to get dismissed as soon as Sutherland’s lawyer can gather the facts and file some briefs.
All cats that work for Joe’s Cat house, well the are All Fully compliant with all laws and fully licensed to sell food. How else could Joe’s cat house make any money!
@chienfou reminds me of an old episode of the cartoon “The Real Ghostbusters” (based on Columbia/Sony’s movie) - Egon finally made someone edible for the crew by using… “a basic blend of chemical components that precisely duplicates
the vitamins and minerals, lost through epidermal elimination” …basically sandwiches made of human sweat (like Gatorade).
@macromeh Your comment reminds me of when a bunch of us in college, including an Indian friend, went out to lunch. One of us got a burger and asked him if he wanted to try some of it. He said he’d never had beef and had a forkful. He got a big smile and said, “Pretty goood!”
The blood of the non believers!!
@yakkoTDI I don’t believe you …
/showme Anthropomorphized goat with vampire fangs named “yakkoTDI” chasing other scared goats yelling “I Baaaaah Society!”.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Anthropomorphized goat with vampire fangs named yakkoTDI chasing other scared goats yelling I Baa…”
@mediocrebot Ok, I wanted the victims to scream “… bahh …”, but this is better.
Good call, mediocrebot!
@cfg83 @mediocrebot
And I thought the fangs were to be named “yakkoTDI”
I love beans. If you don’t eat them, I highly recommend you find a way to add them to your diet.
@Zeusandhera I usually have at least 5 different types of beans in my pantry.
@Zeusandhera Toot Toot!
@therealjrn @Zeusandhera
@therealjrn @Zeusandhera
Ok let’s have another Blazing Saddles clip
It’s not on topic.
It’s “just ‘cuz”.
Powder…it would be hard to get 120-180 grams per day without supplements.
Lentils!
The protein store.
The pets of inattentive neighbors.
@mehcuda67
/giphy alien cow
@mehcuda67 I know what you mean. If I don’t watch my cat, it opens a food cart.
/showme Cat selling tacos at taco cart to anemic looking human beings.
This is terrible because my cat does NOT have a license to sell food. And who gets the fine? ME!!! OW!!!
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Cat selling tacos at taco cart to anemic looking human beings.”
@cfg83 @mediocrebot 2 for $1? That’s a deal!
@mediocrebot TWO FOR ONE DOLLAR!?!?!?! My taco cat is losing money too!
@mehcuda67 @therealjrn I lose more cow-pets that way.
@cfg83 No headbutts for you; that AI image is too obvious.
@cfg83 @mediocrebot looks like the cat is serving the UnDead
@mediocrebot @mycya4me I know, I only said “anemic”. Hmmmmmmm.
/showme Anemic looking goat and anemic looking cat and anemic looking human and anemic looking duck staring at one plate of scrambled eggs, bacon, and hash browns.
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@mediocrebot Oh, jeez, I forgot to give them table ware and napkins. No wonder they can’t eat. I’m sorry mediocrebot!!!
@cfg83 @mediocrebot Shame ON you! But the Human has fingers. they others Don’t need tableware, they would not know how to use it!
@mediocrebot @mycya4me I’M SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
@cfg83 @mediocrebot @mycya4me The others have mouths and can eat directly off the plate.
/showme a cat selling pizza by the slice at a fair
@mycya4me Here’s the image you requested for “a cat selling pizza by the slice at a fair”
@mediocrebot looks like Joe’s cat shop is doing great Biz.
@mediocrebot @mycya4me Ok, you have the farrrrrrrrrr more business savvy cat. $3 is a much better price.
@cfg83 @mycya4me Have you noticed the same cat keeps showing up ? It looks like the one who was telling its human it wants to take a nap & them eat snacks, and also the one that thinks @narfcake is so dreamy.
@Kyeh A cat who wants to take a nap an eat snacks is my spirit animal
. I think it’s funny to see a corn dogs sign in the background with pizza cat in the foreground.
@mycya4me I shed in your general direction.
@Kyeh @mycya4me @narfcake I DID notice, except one cat has white paws, so maybe they are siblings.
/showme Cats serving food at different food stands at carnival.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “Cats serving food at different food stands at carnival.”
@cfg83 @mediocrebot HA HA! I love the uniforms!
@mediocrebot Two identical meows out of four ain’t bad.
@heartny Taking a nap & then eating snacks always sounds like a good idea to me!
Or the reverse.
@cfg83 @Kyeh @mycya4me The bot seems to have different phases. Currently, it’s more apt to generate a
brown tabbystandard issue cat. In the past, it tended more towardsgingersthose with a timeshared braincell./showme a cat pondering a variety of different birds it wants to eat.
@narfcake Here’s the image you requested for “a cat pondering a variety of different birds it wants to eat.”
/showme a cat working on a computer
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@mediocrebot @narfcake
Computacats are quiet useful.
@FreyaCat Well ALL of Joe’s Cat shop’s cats shed in you direction! You should be buried in Car fur!
@mediocrebot @narfcake That cats imagination runneth over. What about two in the bush?
/showme A cat pondering one bird standing on its paw and two birds sitting in a bush.
@cfg83 Here’s the image you requested for “A cat pondering one bird standing on its paw and two birds sitting in a bush.”
@mediocrebot This one is totally a weiner.
@mediocrebot Ohhhhkay, I think we have a problem. Please tell me what is wrong with this picture. It is NOT a Waldo thing :
@cfg83 The cat has a thumb!
@Kyeh Yesssss. Not sure what this means. Need to contemplate.
@cfg83 @Kyeh I think it might spell doom for humans as a viable species, but maybe it bothers me more than it should.
@cfg83 @therealjrn Except would cats really want to give up their lives of leisure with us devoted and doting humans tending to their every need? I wouldn’t!
@Kyeh @therealjrn Egg-zactly. But let’s split the middle. Maybe the cats ALREADY have thumbs but are hiding them for now. As long as humans deliver, it’s all copacetic.
@cfg83 @therealjrn
Retractable thumbs.
@cfg83 @Kyeh @therealjrn Perhaps just a small evolutionary step from retractable claws…
Ya are what ya eat: NUTS!
@mehvid1 Yup, people don’t realize that General Anthony Clement “Nuts” McAuliffe had been given an incorrect translation of the German terms of surrender at Bastogne during the Battle of the Bulge in WWII. McAuliffe thought the Germans were asking him what his favorite beer food was as a gesture of good will. So, of course, he said NUTS! … and the rest is history.
@cfg83 No, McAuliffe’s reply (“nuts” to that) to the correctly interpreted German demand for surrender was also re-interpreted as telling the Germans to “take a flying sh*t.”
@cfg83 but good story — either way!
@mehvid1 Of course that is the narrative they tell today. The Germans were nice because they were hoping that McAuliffe would share some of those delicious Hershey’s chocolate bars, since the once vaunted German chocolate had been diluted with more and more paraffin and sawdust as the war went on …
@cfg83 @mehvid1 And today, the majority of US-produced chocolate (i.e., Hershey’s) is pretty much crap even by Cadbury standards, while the German (and, better yet, Belgian) choc is delish.
@mehvid1 @werehatrack Thank you Marshall Plan!!!
/showme United States secretary of state George C. Marshall with an XY chart showing different European countries. The Y-axis is labelled “Delish” and the X-axis is labelled year and starting at 1945.
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@mediocrebot I am so proud of you! I thought that would be bad, but you delivered the choco-goods!
You know they All work for Joe’s Cat shop! The cats can make nearly anything, They could even give Julia, Childs, or Gordon Ramsay, a run for their money! They are that good!
Dairy for me, mostly yougert and keifer. I don’t eat a lot meat.
@Star2236 oh…condolences Star…
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/kiefer-sutherland-arrested-allegedly-assaulting-ride-share-driver-l-po-rcna253933
@Star2236 @therealjrn The news coverage makes me think that this is going to get dismissed as soon as Sutherland’s lawyer can gather the facts and file some briefs.
I get my protein from protein.
@Wollyhop My protein sources get their protein from cellular synthesis guided by their relevant DNA encoding.
All cats that work for Joe’s Cat house, well the are All Fully compliant with all laws and fully licensed to sell food. How else could Joe’s cat house make any money!
@mycya4me I’d tell showme to show human cats living in Joe’s cat house working but I know the bot doesn’t do R or X rated.
@Kidsandliz @mycya4me The bot is fine with disgusting gore, though.
@Kidsandliz FYI. the cats don’t life at Joe’s Cat House! That is where they work, either prepare the Food or dispatched from.
@mycya4me dispatched from the cathouse to do what? (smirk)
Build it myself using the amino acids from the foods that I eat.
@chienfou reminds me of an old episode of the cartoon “The Real Ghostbusters” (based on Columbia/Sony’s movie) - Egon finally made someone edible for the crew by using… “a basic blend of chemical components that precisely duplicates
the vitamins and minerals, lost through epidermal elimination” …basically sandwiches made of human sweat (like Gatorade).
Generally food.
@Aetherwizard Does that include the bugs you swallow in your sleep?
@Aetherwizard And here I’ve been settling for Majorly food…
Beef… it’s what’s for dinner.
@ItalianScallion (Not in Mumbai
)
@macromeh Your comment reminds me of when a bunch of us in college, including an Indian friend, went out to lunch. One of us got a burger and asked him if he wanted to try some of it. He said he’d never had beef and had a forkful. He got a big smile and said, “Pretty goood!”
From the grocery store. IMO, roadkill is overrated.