Frosty the Goat, man (December 2025 Scapegoat Blame Thread)
5Turkey time is over, and now we’re on to gift season. I hope you’ve already gotten a start on shopping so you don’t find yourself hunting right up to the last minute. If you missed out on those Black Friday sales, you’d have done well to blame @cfg83, but their time under the gun has now passed, and so you’ll need a new place to point your fingers if you miss Cyber Monday. Conveniently, @caffeineguy is a ready target. Start your blame engines.

Stay warm, or blame @caffeineguy for the cold. It’s just getting started.
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WELCOME @caffeineguy! I was a December goat too! It’s a wonderful, rich holiday season with plenty of blames!
I’ll start by blaming @cfg83 for my cats barfing on my expensive, thickly piled and padded bedroom carpet earlier on November 30th.
BUT I’ll credit YOU with an unblame as my new pet urp cleaner-upper worked magically to clean it ALL up!
So you start your reign with a point to the good!
I pass the scepter to you @caffeineguy …
/showme anthropomorphized goat wearing turkey cap gives white elephant holding a scepter with its trunk to another goat wearing a Santa Claus cap.